Here's one for the ladies.

[Captain Beard]

Did you eat them after that picture? Or did you eat them before it and gimp them into it later on?

 

[Tide In Mind Out]

nah, i put them into the bathroom cabinet when i was done.

 

[Captain Beard]

What do they do in there?

 

[Tide In Mind Out]

well, hopefully they will slightly disturb anyone who opens the cabinet. now that i think about it, i should have put them in the cabinet that my brother keeps all his stuff in

 

[Captain Beard]

Ahhh fake then.

 

[Cat5Messiah]

Imaging opening your eyes and see this little fella next to you in your bed in the morning

Happened to me on several occasions when I lived in eastern Washington. My fatass cat used to eat them.

 

[Tide In Mind Out]

Ahhh fake then.

they're not fake!

 

[Captain Beard]

So why are you putting live bugs in a cabinet? How will they eat and poo? Worse off, they're still gonna poo.

 

[Tide In Mind Out]

i didn't say they were live

 

[Captain Beard]

Ew. Smelly rotty bugs. Go put them in your brother's stuff.

 

[Tide In Mind Out]

in reality they are just harmless locust shells that i've had stashed for two years

 

[Captain Beard]

*shakes fist*

Do it anyway. Will he scream like a girl? Will he make that face in Italian Spiderman?

 

[derek]

It must have been fate!

 

[WhiteBeastofWotan]

You know, I've seen your bloody discharge, but this picture was many times more disturbing.

 

[Tide In Mind Out]

tee.hee.hee.

 

[neal]

cara pics deliver what they promise!

 

[Morganna]

I am very afraid of spiders! Especially hairy spiders. EEK! there is just somthing about them hairy one's.

I have noticed after Laura mentioned it that Will is absent from this thread Hhaha! How do you get him to kill spiders for you if he's running away? That is his job!

We get super Dengay flies from Mexico. You can crush them with a 25 pound weight and I swear they'll get right back up. If they bite you, you get Dengay fever.

will must've been bitten by whole bunch of denGAY flies, amirite?

The moment John mentioned Dengay flies I pictured a redneck with a thick southern accent saying this in my head. "Would you just look at den-gay flies over der! Stay away from dat sum bich, Hank, I her dat dey give Den-gay fever!"

 

[Rebourne]

You are a sick, sick man.

Meh, around where I live there are only two mildly poisonous ones. I usually just let them be because the eat the gnats an mosquitoes that actually bother me. I kind of get attached to the little guys, they are kind of like pet cats or something. They require little maintenance and kill annoying things. You can't really pet them though...

 

[Shpongled]

Last time I was at my parents house, I saw a spider on the wall above the TV and my dad was like "Boy, get that spider. I gotta fly swatter in the kitchen you can use." I told him I won't need that and that I will just take care of it and put him outside. My dad was kind of surprised and was like "Don't mess around, just kill it and get it over with." I had to explain to him that I didn't see any reason to kill it when I can just as easily catch it and put it outside. So then he started making fun of me. "Well if you want to keep it we can put it in a jar and you can talk to him whenever you want to. Maybe you could even go outside and catch some bugs for him to to eat!"

Big jerk!

 

[El Stormo]

I didn't see any reason to kill it when I can just as easily catch it and put it outside.

Good man!