Here's one for the ladies.

[Det Som Engang Var]

We get super Dengay flies from Mexico. You can crush them with a 25 pound weight and I swear they'll get right back up. If they bite you, you get Dengay fever.

 

[El Stormo]

Hahaha, win.

I like living in a place with minimal amounts of bugs.

But spiders keep the bugs away!

 

[Chromatose]

I've been seeing lizards lately. Pretty crazy, I'm not used to it.

 

[Det Som Engang Var]

I sick Mr.Odin on nasty, scary lizards.

 

[Chromatose]

Up in maryland all the critters were of the mammalian variety, and I, for one, welcome our new reptilian overlords

 

[derek]

So does David Icke.

 

[Chromatose]

They're stealing all my gold.

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

We get super Dengay flies from Mexico. You can crush them with a 25 pound weight and I swear they'll get right back up. If they bite you, you get Dengay fever.

will must've been bitten by whole bunch of denGAY flies, amirite?

 

[Chromatose]

Det Som Dengay Fly

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

i asked will "did you see the spider in that thread kevin started?" and now he won't click on this thread.

 

[derek]

Goldblum would be proud.

 

[Chromatose]

So would MANSQUITO

 

[derek]

Those two would have an awesome party.

 

[Lordlucid]

Imaging opening your eyes and see this little fella next to you in your bed in the morning

That happened to me... nothing like opening your eyes and seeing a Black Fucking Widow descending you wall onto your bed... I put my fist to the bastard real quick.

 

[Chromatose]

Apparently there are brown recluses around here, but thankfully I've never seen one.

 

[Det Som Engang Var]

In Mexico, my cousin would fill milk gallons with water and pour them into tarantula holes until they came out. Then he'd grab em', and throw em in a bucket. Once he had about 20 of them, he'd fill a big pan up with sand and have tarantula arena matches. He'd irritate them with sticks and make them fight each other. The winner got to live, but he killed it anyway.

I learned:

1.Male tarantulas are pretty rare, and much smaller than the females.
2.Tarantulas bleed silver blood.

 

[WhiteBeastofWotan]

So would MANSQUITO

Its been way too long since the last MANSQUITO reference.


Man, that was a great flick.

 

[derek]

Shame Corin Nemec become a scientologist.

 

[Dead Winter]

Apparently there are brown recluses around here, but thankfully I've never seen one.

They're teeny-tiny. Very difficult to see and fast little buggers.

 

[Jeff-Loomis-fan]

got to love the desert spider XD