Here's one for the ladies.

[El Stormo]

The black widow has the annoying tendency to make its web across toilet seats. But seriously, only about seven people die from widow bites each year. It's hardly a very dangerous spider.

 

[Krigloch the Furious]

you dumb mother fuckers!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[El Stormo]

HAY GUISE WAT'S GOING ON IN THIS THREAD?

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

OH MY FUCKING GOD AHHHHHH!!! FUCK YOU, KEVIN!!!!!!!!!

honestly, though... i dunno who's more scared of spiders - me or will.

i see one of the big ones on the floor, i step on it, the end.

one time, will and i were walking to his car. he goes to open the door for me but stops. and screams. i look down at the door and see a tiny baby spider on the handle. he's swatting at it furiously until he knocks it away, and then he won't touch the doorhandle.

that story totally made me out to be manlier than will. it's awesome.

 

[El Stormo]

Don't kill spiders, you petty people! The poor things never hurt you!

 

[-Syl-]

a few years ago i woke up in the middle of the night because a spider walked on my neck. this one:

fuck. i threw it away. and when i woke up in the morning i saw it on my pillow. it was staring at me with its eight eyes.

 

[Psychonaut]

Then the awkward "morning after" conversation started leading to a hesitant exchange of numbers, a loose hug, a departure, then a VERY hot shower...

 

[derek]

 

[Dead Winter]

You fuckers ain't seen shit till you've seen a CAMEL SPIDER. Had to battle those fuckers in Iraq...and they JUMP ON YOU AS WELL!

They call them camel spiders because they bury themselves in the sand, and when a camel walks over it, it jumps off the ground and attaches itself to the underbelly of the camel. It then injects its venom into the belly of the camel, and the venom slowly, slowly rots away the skin, so the spider can crawl inside the camel and eat it from the inside out. Sometimes the camel doesn't even realize it's there and then PLOP...out go the intestines and the entire digestive system of the camel and it dies painfully and slowly. However, many people think they are aggressive, when actually they aren't. They hate the sun and love the shade, so if you happen upon a camel spider and it looks like it's following you as you step back, it's just following your shadow to keep out of the sun. Piss them off, however, and they WILL jump on you.

They're fucking huge, too. A big camel spider would probably be anywhere between 5-7 inches in length. Imagine putting your boots on every morning, looking for those fuckers to fall out. Scorpions ain't got shit on camel spiders.

[ame]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EiZs0MRRsN0&NR=1[/ame]

 

[Swabs]

Those accents fucking rule

 

[Dead Winter]

LOL I know!!!!

 

[Tide In Mind Out]

Gah, wolf spider. I smashed one of those in Derick's basement once. I didn't know what it was, and didn't want to run the risk of having a brown recluse loose in the house. So yeah, I smashed it, babies that I didn't know were there went flying, and I had to spray em with bug spray...all whilst feeling quite disturbed.

Felt bad about it ever since

 

[Det Som Engang Var]

They wouldn't think twice about killing you! Don't feel bad!

 

[Chromatose]

But camel spiders aren't venomous!

and they don't eat camels!

 

[Tide In Mind Out]

Those camel spiders are pretty cute, actually.

<_<

 

[Chromatose]

also they're not spiders, so I guess I'm not too skeered of 'em!

 

[Tide In Mind Out]

 

[Kvlt Wench]

Hahaha, win.

I like living in a place with minimal amounts of bugs.

 

[derek]

Same here.

Our climate means we get nothing remarkable.

 

[WhiteBeastofWotan]

we just get bats.