..here's your fucking X-mas card

[Potpossum]

T'was the night before Christmas
And all through the house
Everybody felt shitty
Even the mouse,

Possum at the whorehouse
Spike smoking grass :Smokin:
Profanity had just settle down
for a nice piece of ass,

When out on the lawn
Heard such a clatter
I got up to see what was the matter,

When out on the lawn
Saw a Big Dick
Knew in a moment
It must be Saint Nick.

He came down the chimney
Like a bat out of hell
I knew in a moment
The fucker had fell

He filled Xenophobe and Rusty's stockings
With crumpets and beer :Smug:
A rubber dick for MR BEAST :Spin:
my friend the queer
As well a bottle of cheer
For the rest of us here

He rose up the chimney
With a thunderous fart
The son of a Bitch
Blew the chimney apart!

He swore and he cursed
As he rode out of sight
"Piss on you all!
And have a hell of a night"

 

[Spike]

I LIKE it!!! I DON'T GET alot of it, but I LIKE IT!!

ROTFLMAO

 

[xenophobe]

That's just scary!

 

[Potpossum]

That's just scary!

And why is it scary?

Maybe because its in regards to what has been posted in past threads or in relation to some.
Maybe because its a realistic situation of Saint Nick.

Other than that,can you help me fix the smilies?
And do you think Mark is upset because I didn't mention him in it?
Ummmmm... :Smug: Just got another thought for a poem that includes Mark

 

[stormy]

thats cute

 

[†_Aragorth_†]

ohhh nice song

 

[Potpossum]

Okay,so far the bottle of cheer is being split three ways. Maybe I should have wrote a bottle of cheer for each?

 

[Krilons Resa]