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oh my god speaking of molestors

Irene brought home this guy last night who had a ringo starr bowl cut and a HUGE, DROOPY, past-his-chin moustache!! (no beard!) and i think he wears round sunglasses!

she'd mentioned him before and got mad when i referred to him the molestor. she vowed none of us would ever meet him because we would think he was super creepy, but i woke up at 2am last night because someone was calling us over and over and over and when i answered they hung up (it turned out to be irene. she was lost a block away and needed help getting home, but figured it out). so i was standing there in my bathrobe when they walked in and she had to introduce me.

i'd figured he was gone permanently and liked the guy she brought home two nights ago better--he was nice and not molesty. oh well.