hey Brooks,

[Chromatose]

And artificial flavors and colors!

 

[Brooks]

AND PURE CONCENTRATED HAPPINESS!

 

[Dead_Lioness]

And artificial flavors and colors!

and.. and... and... fun straws that come in many colors!!!

 

[Brooks]

Fun straws with little scoopers on them so you can sop up every frozen fluid ounce of that legal government-sanctioned chemical stew that ignites our dopamine receptors just as much as a tiny hit of cocaine, removing us for one small minute from the everyday drudgery and complete mind-sucking fuck-fest that is american life!


Ahhhh

 

[Dead_Lioness]

dood, those straws make me happy when I reach to the end of my slurpee

 

[Chromatose]

They piss me off because how am I supposed to drink up the melted slurpee at the bottom!?!?!???????

Well I found if I press hard it folds the spoon part back and I can use it like a regular straw, but still....

 

[Brooks]

dood, those straws make me happy when I reach to the end of my slurpee

Me too, k, me too

 

[Shpongled]

Fun straws with little scoopers on them so you can sop up every frozen fluid ounce of that legal government-sanctioned chemical stew that ignites our dopamine receptors just as much as a tiny hit of cocaine, removing us for one small minute from the everyday drudgery and complete mind-sucking fuck-fest that is american life!


Ahhhh

Man, now I want one too.

 

[Brooks]

Ah. They got me.

I thought I was in for a free Slurpee. What I got was just a taste. Those clever folks at 7/11 went one step farther. Of course it wouldn't be a free "slurpee" (when I think slurpee, I think 96 oz. of pure concentrated SLURP), but a 7.11oz sampling! What Cunning Carltons they are!

Fortunately, there was a massive selection of flavors to choose from.

- Coca-Cola Classic (boring)
- Minute Maid Cherry (which has this pink cotton candy like color that sort of frightens me)
- Radiation Rush (the aforementioned HULK GREEN!!)
- Monster Black Ice (bullshit)
- Crystal Lite Peach Mango (for those cellu-lit white trash soccer mamas who want to lose weight by only drinking the LITE slurpee. Makes sense, right?)

None of those looked particularly appealing. I wanted my precious blue.

But wait! What to my wondering eyes should appear? A brand new flavor! (and I shit you not, there is really what it's called):

- Pepe Loco Pomagranite Margarito!

However horribly offensive (read:retarded) that sounds, it would be my 7.11oz savior. PHYSICALLY PAINFULLY sweet, but it sure hit the spot. I don't think I could have drank more than 7.11oz of that stuff anyway, so everyone wins!

But, I still wont be happy till blue comes back!! :Shedevil:

 

[Chromatose]

I was at a 7/11 recently and saw a BLUE flavor

upon closer inspection it was BLUE VANILLA ..... what the crap?!

 

[Chromatose]

They just said on the news that you can get a BIG GULP slurpee for 25 cents!?!

 

[Dead_Lioness]

OMG run Chromie run!!!

 

[Chromatose]

I should have stopped after the first one, I felt sick after all that sugar! I'm a wimp!

 

[Dead_Lioness]

pfff.... next thing you're gonna tell me, is that you're going for the Slurpee LITE!!!

 

[tered]

You know, I was gonna say that, but I thought the joke is kinda overly used..


BTW- I don't mind gorey things or hard pictures, it's just: I don't want to look at them EVERYTIME a person posts something... ya'see'what'I'm'sayin' ?

Yeeeah. Well... I just got back and no Slurpee. Got distracted from one corporate monster by another - a Subway foot long turkey breast.

Here's another burning corpse for this page too DL.

 

[Dead_Lioness]

Here's another burning corpse for this page too DL.

awww just for me??? how sweet!! Smootches for you when we meet in Seattle! <3
:Smokedev:

 

[tered]

awww just for me??? how sweet!! Smootches for you when we meet in Seattle! <3
:Smokedev:

Teeez :Smug:




I want to see Chromie's multi-colored Slurpee tongue.

 

[Dead_Lioness]

oh look, another corpse!!

 

[Chromatose]

Slurpee #5!

A new Slurpee Day personal record.

Went with the classic Coke flavor. They ran out of 7.11 oz cups so they were kind enough to let me use the 12 oz size. I tried getting pina colada but it only gave me a splurt of it before it stopped working. Mixed with the coke it was really good!


edit: but I should mention the coke flavor on its own was disgusting...

 

[Brooks]

Non-Blue slurpees are usually only good when you mix! The coke classic mixes well with the cherry, I find. I like a 75/25 Coke to Cherry ratio.

What the hell is going on...