lizard
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don't get me wrong, I've watched porn; the wife and I used to watch that shitz together, for pete's sake. but it really gets old in a hurry and soon enough you're inserting quarters into a machine to watch scratchy bukkake videos in a stall that's sticky from all the spooge.
true story: there was an xrated movie theater in Bexley they were going to tear down and for some reason they went in there with ultraviolet lights and the place fucking lit up from all the spooge.
true story: there was an xrated movie theater in Bexley they were going to tear down and for some reason they went in there with ultraviolet lights and the place fucking lit up from all the spooge.