Chess takes the biscuit!
The don't on "Exercising Baby" is awesome. The guy looks like he's totally into his kid lifting that weight. "COME ON YOU FUCKER! LIFT! YOU'LL NEVER BE A SUCCESS IF YOU DON'T FUCKING LIFT!"
Yeah, that guy fucking rules.
Actually a bit of whiskey on the gums for teething babies soothes the ache. My grandmother used to do that to my little brother and it worked fine. Just a dab on the finger and put it on the gums.