Hey guys, just so you know,

Good stuff. But it was kinda tl and I dr all of it at once. Took two times :loco:

:lol: I wouldn't be surprised if my dad checked my diaper like that.
 
Hahaha, yeah, Shannon needs to pass on a copy of this to Juli :loco:


Haha, yes! Yasmin thought she might be pregnant but she isn't ...if she ever is, she'll need this.

Also - Shannon and her goatee are on vacation this week. It's so nice. :) I'm looking for a police job again (NOT CARROLLTON!) so's I can leave again. The fucking fire alarm went off today and, like last time, I was wearing heels and had to waddle down 12 flights of stairs in them. My feet huuuuuuurt
 
Haha, yes! Yasmin thought she might be pregnant but she isn't ...if she ever is, she'll need this.

Also - Shannon and her goatee are on vacation this week. It's so nice. :) I'm looking for a police job again (NOT CARROLLTON!) so's I can leave again. The fucking fire alarm went off today and, like last time, I was wearing heels and had to waddle down 12 flights of stairs in them. My feet huuuuuuurt

Ah yes, when Shannon goes on vacation, everyone goes on vacation. Except for Jane. I must say I kind of miss Jane's cackling though :p

Good luck with your job hunt!
 
Wow, THANKS Karen....

I had a pretty shitty day, I read this and laughed so hard I think I pee'd a little... If you have that full size in electronic version, please send it to me.

Damn, I have not laughed that hard in 6 months.
 
Actually a bit of whiskey on the gums for teething babies soothes the ache. My grandmother used to do that to my little brother and it worked fine. Just a dab on the finger and put it on the gums.
ROFL! When my wisdom teeth started coming in, the dentist couldn't get me in for a bit, and I went online to see what they did for teething babies. First thing I read that made sense was, "do NOT put whiskey on your baby's gums!!!" Well DUH! I went and used the tequila like a civilized human. :D
 
yeh, sometimes i imagine his posts with a scottish accent, but not always. sometimes his posts just dont seem like the drunken yelling scotsman voice that i love. i pretty much always read Lad's posts with an accent, but he often types phonetically so that makes it easier.
 
in my mind most of you sound like the normal boring americans I'm used to (AND WHICH YOU ARE)

except neal, he sounds like Barry White.
 
and at first glance, i thought the thing was serious but then i saw the "nursing baby" panel and just lost it.

awesome.

i think i now want to have a child just for the express purpose of piling groceries on top of it and letting will nurse it.