Morganna
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Hahha, my favorite was the bad way of checking a shitty diaper. Just reach your hand down in there!
HA! Thanks Karen, I just laughed so hard I feel like vomiting.
This is gonna be passed around the office in the morning
Hahaha, yeah, Shannon needs to pass on a copy of this to Juli
Hahaha, yeah, Shannon needs to pass on a copy of this to Juli
Haha, yes! Yasmin thought she might be pregnant but she isn't ...if she ever is, she'll need this.
Also - Shannon and her goatee are on vacation this week. It's so nice. I'm looking for a police job again (NOT CARROLLTON!) so's I can leave again. The fucking fire alarm went off today and, like last time, I was wearing heels and had to waddle down 12 flights of stairs in them. My feet huuuuuuurt
ROFL! When my wisdom teeth started coming in, the dentist couldn't get me in for a bit, and I went online to see what they did for teething babies. First thing I read that made sense was, "do NOT put whiskey on your baby's gums!!!" Well DUH! I went and used the tequila like a civilized human.Actually a bit of whiskey on the gums for teething babies soothes the ache. My grandmother used to do that to my little brother and it worked fine. Just a dab on the finger and put it on the gums.
I was just boozed. Whisky right into the milk.
fuk yeh, yah hoor! CUNT!yeh, sometimes i imagine his posts with a scottish accent, but not always. sometimes his posts just dont seem like the drunken yelling scotsman voice that i love. i pretty much always read Lad's posts with an accent, but he often types phonetically so that makes it easier.