Hey guys???

[Yetti]

i still dont know you yet, but i gave you a 10. METAL CHICKS

 

[MRBEAST]

That's not the point....

The point is a certain 'someone' is FUGLY

Besides, I'm at work. This will have to wait till I get home.... (No photo's at work! )

that is my point, yer being fugly. im assumeing the 2 of you have some kind of history to justify you acting like this, other wise youre just a major asshole.

if this is in response to something it's one thing, but men dont pick on women-quit being a bitch.

 

[Sadistik]

not too into the whole goth look, but you are pretty, so a 10 from me

 

[MRBEAST]

I gave you 10.

Then I keep rating people haha and damn there are weird people in there

you should see the men, most of them look stupid and almost all of them are rated over 8 and most over 9

 

[MRBEAST]

and flexing their tiny biceps! LOL!

 

[Rusty]

Just think how it is to be me, Lasse.

 

[MRBEAST]

there was one with some guy had his arms crossed with his hands under his biceps and it was real obvious he was trying to push them up and make um look bigger and hide his huge manboobs at the same time

 

[Spike]

that is my point, yer being fugly.

Dude, 'Fugly' isn't like a transiet state of mind or sumthin.... you just either are or you aren't. You can't 'BE fugly'

im assumeing the 2 of you have some kind of history to justify you acting like this

Assume away my *friend*cough*blushit*cough* ... you'd be wrong though!

other wise youre just a major asshole.

Yup!

Oh wait.... no.

I'm just a speaker of teh troof my friend!

if this is in response to something it's one thing, but men dont pick on women

And here I thought you'd be one of those folks tolerant of role (or should I say 'gender'? ) reversal... for shame!

quit being a bitch.

*HISSSSSSSSSSSS*

YUO GO GRRL!!!

Beware though, my 'scrawny biceps' deliver a bitch-slap that is 2nd to NONE!!

:Smug:

 

[MRBEAST]

"Dude, 'Fugly' isn't like a transiet state of mind or sumthin.... you just either are or you aren't. You can't 'BE fugly' "

so what yer saying is you allways act fucking ugly?



"Assume away my *friend*cough*blushit*cough* ... you'd be wrong though! "

i figured as much. you didnt have any real complaint, you were just doing the standard im an insecure social outcast geek who picks on people online to make yourself feel less pathetic routine.



"Yup!

Oh wait.... no.

I'm just a speaker of teh troof my friend! "

no, yer just an average online asshole who is so full of shit it's comeing out yer mouth.



"And here I thought you'd be one of those folks tolerant of role (or should I say 'gender'? ) reversal... for shame! "

i am tolerant of role reversal. the rolls are reverseing and now im going to start fucking with you instead of your usual role of picking on people for no reason. those who serve best serve willingly. it's allways fun when i find someone who doesnt know i like to reply to every post for months.


"*HISSSSSSSSSSSS*"

when im done with yer ass you wont cut those virgin farts anymore.

"YUO GO GRRL!!!"

you wish girl-but youll wish more next week.

"Beware though, my 'scrawny biceps' deliver a bitch-slap that is 2nd to NONE!!

:Smug:"

okay, i admit the sex talk does tend to make me easier to deal with, but a bitch slap is barely a prelude to foreplay. wheres the rope and candlewax and cigar burns and surgical needles? the love tap will let me know it's time to take my pants off, but if you cant get hardcore ya cant get hard.

and wheres your picture? you havent been at work all this time, if you speak the truth i should be able to see it now.



since yer new to the game and you wont get it anyway i'll tell you. you want me to stop all you have to do is apologise to Tara and save your fucking with people for someone who deserves it.

 

[tara]

I <3 you, MRBEAST. You're the best gay man EVER!!!

 

[MRBEAST]

wrong is wrong and right is right

im glad youre back

 

[Over Broen]

is it just me or does tara look totaly difrent in every picture? thats pretty cool.

 

[nevershine]

I gave you 8.
My honest opinion.

 

[Spike]

I <3 you, MRBEAST. You're the best gay man EVER!!!

Well that's not saying very much now though, is it? :Smug:

CHRIST WOMAN!! Don't you ever get PMS!!?

REEEEEAD Your PRIVATE MESSAGES!!

And if you have read them and chose not to reply..... well then you're no bloody fun, are you?

Spike

P.S. As for YOU Mr. Beast (Is the 'iality' silent? ) I'll get to you you in a moment.

 

[duckattack]

As for YOU Mr. Beast (Is the 'iality' silent? ) I'll get to you you in a moment.

MRBEAST, sounds like you're getting lucky tonight! I want details tomorrow!!

 

[MRBEAST]

good thing i dont mind tiny cocks

 

[duckattack]

good thing i dont mind tiny cocks

meow!!

 

[MRBEAST]

hopefully the moment he can keep it up will be as long as the moment it takes him to get ready

 

[duckattack]

hopefully the moment he can keep it up will be as long as the moment it takes him to get ready

Dear Curious,

Here's a Classic Alice! answer to "Safety-first," who was also sensitive to the workings of desensitizing lubes.


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Dear Safety-first,

The gels and creams you are referring to are desensitizing lubricants. They contain a mild anesthetic (7.5 percent benzocaine) that causes a temporary numbing sensation after being applied to the skin. The purpose of this desensitization is to help men to keep their erections and to postpone or prevent premature ejaculation (a.k.a., to last longer). However, since the penis has less sensation, sexual pleasure for some men could be reduced. Plus, if a condom is not worn when using these products, the gel or cream can rub off onto the other partner's vulva, anus, or mouth, diminishing sensation and pleasure for that person as well. And no, if a latex condom is worn when using desensitizing lubes, it won't disintegrate since they're water-soluble (not oil-based).

Being a quick fix (and ineffective for some men), desensitizing lubes don't provide a permanent solution. Instead, Alice recommends that you rethink what lasting longer means — that it has more to do with teaching your body a new way of responding. You can learn to slow down, to recognize the "point of no return" (the moment right before your orgasm is inevitable), to back away as you get closer to orgasm, and to postpone the inevitable to a more desirable time. The "Stop-Start" method and/or the "Squeeze" technique are two exercises to try. For details about them, read Prolonging arousal/Lasting longer and More about premature ejaculation in Alice's Sexuality archive. Changing your masturbation pattern, such as by using a looser grip or your less dominant hand, could also help.

Once you can identify and become familiar with your usual steps leading to orgasm, then you may find the various tips and exercises on how to delay orgasm more useful, relevant, and lasting for you than the lubes you've mentioned.

Alice
P.S.: Bravo to you for making safer sex an important part of your sex life!

 

[MRBEAST]

aint like he's you, why would i wanna waste that much time on him? if i had batteries i never woulda read his post