Hey guys???

[duckattack]

why would i wanna waste that much time on him?

You know some guys need to be coaxed out of the closet!

 

[MRBEAST]

he can stay in it and keep denying thats why he has issues with women for all i care.

you i think i just have to tie you up so you dont have any choice

 

[duckattack]

he can stay in it and keep denying thats why he has issues with women for all i care.

you i think i just have to tie you up so you dont have any choice

ooh la la! And with that thought I'm off to sleep, another long day at the office tomorrow... g'night!

 

[MRBEAST]

gnite ducky!

 

[Spike]

so what yer saying is you allways act fucking ugly?

Bit slow on the upkeep eh?

Or is english not your native tongue?

Go read what I said (and you said) again. You'll find that I was saying you can't 'be' or 'act' fugly... you can't be 'fugly' on minute, and then not in the next.... you you either aren't or in some unfortunate people's cases (not naming any names though ) you ARE.

I figured as much. you didnt have any real complaint, you were just doing the standard im an insecure social outcast geek who picks on people online to make yourself feel less pathetic routine.

Like I said, feel free to assume away... you'd still be wrong though! Whatever floats teh little man in the boat for ya! (Oh wait... that doesn't exactly apply to you now, does it? )

no, yer just an average online asshole who is so full of shit it's comeing out yer mouth.

Average? ......AVERAGE!!!

I'll have you know I'm FAR below AVERAGE, thank you very much!

....Oh, and I was wondering what that taste was.... did you pay me a visit in my sleep or something?

i am tolerant of role reversal. the rolls are reverseing and now im going to start fucking with you instead of your usual role of picking on people for no reason.

My aren't we still the presumptuous one still.......

when im done with yer ass you wont cut those virgin farts anymore.

[Dorothy Boyd (Renee Zellweger)]"Shut up already..... you had me at 'So what yer saying....(Hyuck)'!!" [/Dorothy Boyd (Renee Zellweger)]"

you wish girl-but youll wish more next week.

 

[Spike]

WTF!!?

and wheres your picture? you havent been at work all this time, if you speak the truth i should be able to see it now.

I HAVE been at work (most of the time... don't ask. )

....But did I also mention that fact that I have the propensity for being exceptionally lazy....?

since yer new to the game and you wont get it anyway i'll tell you. you want me to stop all you have to do is apologise to Tara and save your fucking with people for someone who deserves it.

I don't apologise to ho's.

Getting back to the point though........

MR BREAST! how could you love me so? as much as i appreciate you chasing my tail and trying to get (naked?) pics of me, one thing remains. I am fugly. I mean tara is.

WHICH BRINGS ME TO MY NEXT POINT!!! sometimes when i look in the mirror, up is down. dickhead. (OMG PUN ROFLALMAOLM LAOM) i guess what i mean is, in a perfect world you'd have caught on by now. kthx.

I guess what I'm trying to say is that you are SOOO lucky we don't belong and grew up in a game of tetris. L-Shaped block would FUCK YOU UP, YO. TRUST.

Foo'! Fo'!

Foo'! Foo'! Fo'! Foo'!

Fo'!

HAHAH!! HAHAH!!!!

WTF WHY DON'T YOU JUST CONTRSUTCT LARFGE TOWERS AROUND SO YOU CAN VIEW INTEURTDERS!?!!? ya fuckin fuck. YA FUCK god damn you just LOVE donuts don't you? DON'T YOU?!?!?! haha you don't even NEED to answer. I can smell it in your diet coke WHICH BY THE WAY has been sitting there for days... FUCKING SICK! SICK YOU GOD DAMNED FLAMINGO.

go ahead. make my bed.[/rhyme]

EH!!!!

EHEHEHEHEEHEH!
EHEHEEHEH1
HEHEHEHE!
HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEH!

OMG I'MSOGAY.

*Dies*

 

[Spike]

...OK, I'm not a complete bastard.... and I am at home now.....so I guess I can get of my slack arse and uplaod a couple of pics for your gratification Bister Meast (At least I know why you were so eager to obtain images of moi now.... )

There. Ya Happy?

 

[Rusty]

Yup, Tara's definitely better-looking.

 

[ante]

spike your hair rules, I give you 10

 

[Spike]

Yup, Tara's definitely better-looking.

But how would you know what it's like...... 'neath my giant muff.

spike your hair rules, I give you 10

Yasse!

 

[chemicalburn]

Spike is hot!

 

[Spike]

Spike is hot!

See? :Smug:

*Is about this close to adding himself to the 'hot or not' page*

So what about if folks, should I host my pics on hot or not and get voted into oblivion?

....I guess that cuts it though, the popular consensus is that Spike is definitely hotter than Tara!!!

Thhpike!

 

[chemicalburn]

No Not That Hot!

 

[tara]

Wait did someone just call me a ho?

 

[Yetti]

shes a ho?!? METAL HO'S!!!

 

[chemicalburn]

mmmmm....ho hos

 

[Yetti]

ho hos > ding dongs

 

[MRBEAST]

See? :Smug:

*Is about this close to adding himself to the 'hot or not' page*

So what about if folks, should I host my pics on hot or not and get voted into oblivion?

....I guess that cuts it though, the popular consensus is that Spike is definitely hotter than Tara!!!

Thhpike!

are

are aye

are aye gee

are aye gee gee

are aye gee gee em oh pee pee

R A G G M O P P


the reasons yer insecure with women become blinding obvious.
ya know you can buy hair jell for 2 bucks and make that mess look like hair instead of a dead poodle-you would be able to stick it where you want it too, so less of that problem with your receeding hairline will show.
what kind of lipstick you use to make yer bottom lip so pink?

i used to have racecar curtains just like that, but when i was 11 we got rid of my bunkbed so the curtains left with the matching sheets.

 

[Spike]

the reasons yer insecure with women become blinding obvious.
ya know you can buy hair jell for 2 bucks and make that mess look like hair instead of a dead poodle-you would be able to stick it where you want it too.

Oh shit... It must have slipped my mind.....

*Here*

Yes, the pony tail IS there! (If you look closely)

'Tis a pity I don't have any other photo's to show you that I'm not always a 6"2' mop (Honest) I mean... there is.... ONE other picture with out me 'air in a pony tail when it's wet..... but I wouldn't want to have to cause you to get a new change of cotton briefs.

Did you ever think that, perhaps I posted those particular photo's to tease you? Since I said I'd post pics... eventually... and that they showed fuck all... hence you'd have less to work with?

so less of that problem with your receeding hairline will show.

Mind if I ask how you picked a receeding hairline out of... that?

what kind of lipstick you use to make yer bottom lip so pink?

Ummmm... they've always been that pink.

( Hear that ladies, they've always been that pink. :Smug: )

i used to have racecar curtains just like that, but when i was 11 we got rid of my bunkbed so the curtains left with the matching sheets.

Man, I think I bought that bunkbed off you!!! !

Seriously though, remind me to take a photo of the curtains in the spare room (where the pics were taken, and incidentally where my computer is) since I had them changed over recently... cos in the spare room, anything that works is used. (I'm poor man... but I'm not a bloody juvenille!! )

I'll have to admit though, I'm rather surprised you managed to pick out so many 'flaws' from such a limited range of view... you should be proud!

Though knowing your keen eye for detail, perhaps I shouldn't be.

*Hands you a 'Where's Waldo' book*

But is it just me, or have we gotten off the topic of the thread here?

I thought we were talking about ho's?

Oh no, that's right! I'm sorry we were talking about TARA! (It is her thread, after all)

But you've turned this thread into a personal attack on me... which isn't much fun (Boourns )

If I didn't know any better I'd say you were trying to divert me from the topic.

I'll tell ya what. Since posting pics of myself is about as relevant to dicussing Tara's 'looks' as 'testing the wind' is to sticking your finger up your butt, we can take this either one of two ways.......

Either we can move back to the topic of the thread...... ooooor you can post a couple of pics of yourself and we can go from there.

So which is it? :Smug:

 

[MRBEAST]

Yer Gay!
ya look like a flamein queen and the sunglasses stuck on top of yer head like a homo even match yer shirt and you were teaseing me?*smooch* and ya even wrote about my underwear get out of the closet girlfriend!

im not a premium member and my lazy ass aint settin up a page so you can check me out, but if somebody else wants to post um i'll send um a picture.