Hey ladies!!!!!!

:wave:
I vacuumed my condo at least 3 times in that last 9 months!
And I've walked around with nothing on but the Vaseline on my schong (blinds were closed, had to throw away soiled tissue).
Does that count for anything??

:err:
 
ThraxDude said:
:wave:
I vacuumed my condo at least 3 times in that last 9 months!
And I've walked around with nothing on but the Vaseline on my schong (blinds were closed, had to throw away soiled tissue).
Does that count for anything??

:err:
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It depends. Did your condo need vacuuming and you just didn't do it? Or are you neat enough that it didn't look like it needed it?

As for walking around naked, whether or not you open the blinds is up to you.

I lived in this one apartment complex where there was this guy who would leave his front door open (we had screen doors) and walk around naked. Well, the woman who lived across from him (their doors faced each other) threw a fit and went to the manager. The manager told her there was nothing he could do, unless the guy was running around outside like that. She got mad and the manager got tired of her complaining, so he let her move into a different apartment, except that she picked one in the same building, so she had to walk by that guy's windows on the way to her car, anyway. I think she secretly liked seeing the guy naked, but was too uptight to go over and jump him.
 
bRaTpRiNcEsS said:
It depends. Did your condo need vacuuming and you just didn't do it? Or are you neat enough that it didn't look like it needed it?

As for walking around naked, whether or not you open the blinds is up to you.

I lived in this one apartment complex where there was this guy who would leave his front door open (we had screen doors) and walk around naked. Well, the woman who lived across from him (their doors faced each other) threw a fit and went to the manager. The manager told her there was nothing he could do, unless the guy was running around outside like that. She got mad and the manager got tired of her complaining, so he let her move into a different apartment, except that she picked one in the same building, so she had to walk by that guy's windows on the way to her car, anyway. I think she secretly liked seeing the guy naked, but was too uptight to go over and jump him.
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In most cases it's at least amusing. But, I have a daughter. If I had the appartment accross from him and I thought she could see him I'd rip into him. He wouldn't so much open his window on a hot summer day after I was done w/him.
 
remington69 said:
Hopefully you didn't get any body parts sucks into the hose attachment...unless you're into that.
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Dude, i think it would feel good to stick my dick down the barrel of a vacuum cleaner...i should try it sometime. :grin:
 
Arg_Hamster said:
Gawdammit woman, when did you give up your hope for the male species? :)
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Does it sound like that? I think the problem is that I have seen how some guys just completely live in filth and have no motivation to clean up!
But come on, it's impressive! A man that vacuums AND listens to Anthrax!! And not married yet, hello??
 
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