hey matt the moose

MajestikMøøse;5904303 said:
well, there's drinking to be done everywhere.

What else do you think people do for fun in places like Alberta, Saskatchewan and the Northwest Territories?

...or the entire central region of this country that Eric unceremoniously declared the Midwest?

Well, aside from killing hitchhikers and cousin-fucking, there's also drinking.
 
I've been compelled on more than one occasion to go out to the forest and scream to Wotan to show himself. But then I realize that Wotan wouldn't be bumming around an asshole land like this one, and is probably somewhere in Germany at the moment anyway.
 
I've been compelled on more than one occasion to go out to the forest and scream to Bozarth to show himself. But then I realize that Bozarth would probably sitting at home writing music.
 
you can't be doing both. I've seen your guitar. There is no way to have that in your lap and be sitting at a desk at the same time.

With a BC Rich Beast it is NOT PHYSICALLY POSSIBLE