hey matt the moose

[Will Bozarth]

you can't be doing both. I've seen your guitar. There is no way to have that in your lap and be sitting at a desk at the same time.

With a BC Rich Beast it is NOT PHYSICALLY POSSIBLE

i don't even look at an instrument when i write music

 

[Mike]

will stuck the sticker on his bumper with pride right next to his "I Love my pals" sticker

 

[MajestikMøøse]

that's like saying that you don't look at cocks when you jerk off

 

[Will Bozarth]

 

[Will Bozarth]

that's like saying that you don't look at cocks when you jerk off

well, there is rarely a cock in view when one is watching chicks masturbate

 

[Mike]

HE MEANT YOUR OWN COCK STUPID!

 

[WhiteBeastofWotan]

I believe he was implying that you look at dudes when you fap it.

 

[MajestikMøøse]

but there is always a mental image of one penetrating those lovely flesh curtains? RIGHT RIGHT?!?!

 

[Mike]

apperently will doesnt like to watch chicks get pumped when hes fapping

 

[MajestikMøøse]

HE MEANT YOUR OWN COCK STUPID!

but yes, that's what I was correctly implying

 

[Will Bozarth]

that is true

edit: i dont know whats hotter. chicks masturbating or her doing a good riding

 

[Mike]

will doesnt like to watch chicks take a a hearty meat injection

 

[MajestikMøøse]

...and so, on that note the thread activity halts, as everyone goes off to masturbate.

 

[Will Bozarth]

as Will continues to find the right chord to put in this place

 

[Mike]

i went off to make a sandwhich

 

[Mike]

im sure one of you will be able to use that to make some sexual reference to me masturbating

 

[Lunar Still]

did you make a "Meat Sandwich?"




Damn, now I'm hungry too.

 

[Mike]

yeah, i made a fucking foot long, want some?

 

[Lunar Still]

You know it! :hotjump:

 

[MajestikMøøse]

Quantum fetish mechanics:

There is now a fetish that has been willed into existence by this discussion, involving penises in sandwiches.