Hey, Oyo, do you speak Oyo?

Yes, there is a whole thread about her. You must check it out. It's very enlightening.

By the way, don't you love it when you try to do something and a lame smiley interrupts that?

Example: ::stunned::
 
NO!

She declared her love for me long ago, vikingboy. Thusly, any agreements between you two have no validity. We will be together, and that is all. End of discussion. This issue is solved. No more arguing. End.