hey you Kayo people...

[lizard]

if it turns out you have an extra copy of the Dowsing CD I want to throw my hat in the ring for it.

I can wait, but I don't want to.

thx, kay.

 

[NAD]

That's a nice gourd.
What?
How much do you want for the gourd?
I don't. You can have it.
Have it?
Yes. Consider the lilies...
Eh, d-- d-- don't you want to haggle?
No. ...in the field.
What's wrong with it, then?
Nothing. Take it.
Consider the lilies?
Uh, well, the birds, then.
What birds?
Any birds.
Why?
Well, have they got jobs?
Who?
The birds.
Have the birds got jobs?!
What's the matter with him?
He says the birds are scrounging.
Oh, uhh, no, the point is the birds. They do all right. Don't they?
Well, good luck to 'em.
Yeah. They're very pretty.
Okay, and you're much more important than they are, right? So, what are you worrying about? There you are. See?
I'm worrying about what you have got against birds.
I haven't got anything against the birds. Consider the lilies.
He's having a go at the flowers now.
Oh, give the flowers a chance.
I'll give you one for it.
It's yours.
Two, then.

 

[chomps]

This thread just started making + a billion sense points.