I am metal in every way.
I was in a garage band in high school, played D&D, etc. You all should be thanking me for showing up here, really. 
Anyway, it's me. If you don't already know me by now, you probably will.
P.S., I'm a redneck. Please don't refer to me as one as you'll only prove my point. What?


Anyway, it's me. If you don't already know me by now, you probably will.
P.S., I'm a redneck. Please don't refer to me as one as you'll only prove my point. What?