Hi Neil!

[flying_whale]

Paul for president!

yes

 

[craptastic]

I feel like my nose is loaded with hard crusty boogers, but everytime I go to pick it, it's absolutely clean.

It's the most frustrating and unsettling feeling in the world. Nothing pisses me off more than boogers I can't reach, blow out or inhale.

Do nose rings impede the ability to pick your nose?

 

[Morganna]

If we all just ate more cantaloupe......
halved and warmed to body temperature

Of all the wonderful ways to eat cantaloupe, I would say that is the best way to eat it.

 

[NK]

Hi Warrel!

 

[Sentient 6]

I feel like my nose is loaded with hard crusty boogers, but everytime I go to pick it, it's absolutely clean.

It's the most frustrating and unsettling feeling in the world. Nothing pisses me off more than boogers I can't reach, blow out or inhale.

Do nose rings impede the ability to pick your nose?

Try NeilMed Sinus rinse kit it gets the boogers you never even knew you had

 

[Lordlucid]

Try NeilMed Sinus rinse kit it gets the boogers you never even knew you had

I could totally see you doing a commercial for a sinus rinse kit.
"Hi, I'm Warrel Dane. You may remember me from such bands as, Sanctuary and Nevermore. When im singing I don't want any boogers hitting the hot chicks in the front row. I use Neilmed Sinus rinse. *explains how product works.*
so Try NeilMed Sinus rinse kit it gets the boogers you never even knew you had!!

 

[George Zimmer]

HI, I'M GEORGE ZIMMER, FOUNDER AND CEO OF THE MEN'S WEARHOUSE. WARREL'S BOOGERS WOULD FLY STRAIGHT OUT OF HIS NOSE IF HE SAW MY GIANT GORGEOUS GOVERNOR GROWING GREATLY TO GARGANTUAN GIRTH. I GUARANTEE IT.

 

[Sentient 6]

I could totally see you doing a commercial for a sinus rinse kit.
"Hi, I'm Warrel Dane. You may remember me from such bands as, Sanctuary and Nevermore. When im singing I don't want any boogers hitting the hot chicks in the front row. I use Neilmed Sinus rinse. *explains how product works.*
so Try NeilMed Sinus rinse kit it gets the boogers you never even knew you had!!

LOL .... but seriously the NeilMed Sinus Rinse Kit *tm* is a godsend for anyone with sinus problems

 

[Morganna]

I could totally see you doing a commercial for a sinus rinse kit.
"Hi, I'm Warrel Dane. You may remember me from such bands as, Sanctuary and Nevermore. When im singing I don't want any boogers hitting the hot chicks in the front row. I use Neilmed Sinus rinse. *explains how product works.*
so Try NeilMed Sinus rinse kit it gets the boogers you never even knew you had!!

LMAO! I just seriously hurt myself laughing! It would be bigger then the George Forman grill for sure!