*hick*

[Brynjar]

damn. got hickups, and i got em bad! any old crone tips for me?

 

[Etaoin]

your diaphragm is spasming
do some deep slow breaths, like yoga breathing, to calm the muscle


or were you looking for a smartass response...?

 

[zupi_clone]

fuck off

 

[Bambi]

good hard punch in the guts, you'll soon forget about de heecups

 

[Brynjar]

your diaphragm is spasming
do some deep slow breaths, like yoga breathing, to calm the muscle


or were you looking for a smartass response...?

the smartass kind.

 

[Lord_Of_This_World]

Have a wank.

 

[Brynjar]

not sure if that works against hickups, but hell, i'll do it anyway!

 

[Susie]

I got hiccups now and i think its because i have just ate lots of meat and drank lots of brandy

 

[StevenK]

ohh id love some steak right now....

 

[zupi_clone]

have a wank

 

[StevenK]

didnt work, still want steak

 

[Lord_Of_This_World]

Wave a hank.

 

[StevenK]

ok i just broke something tryin that
eh how do i wave a hank again?

 

[Lord_Of_This_World]

Find someone called Hank first.

 

[breaklose]

drink loads of water without breathing until you feel youre gonna choke.

 

[Light]

try and poo out of your mouth (supergluing your bum shut helps)

 

[siderea]

say out loud all the stuff you ate today or type it here
then the day before
then day before that etc
till you cant remember

 

[Brynjar]

try and poo out of your mouth (supergluing your bum shut helps)

haha! my dog tried that just a few months ago. well, not supergluing her rectum shut, but she obviously clenched too hard too often. it resaulted in the shit finding it's own way out, creating a new hole. i never asked her, but i can't imagine that being even remotly pleasant.

 

[StevenK]

where was this new hole?

 

[Brynjar]

right next to the old one.