Hilarious John Petrucci Parody

Cryo114

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"The pickups, they sound pretty decent, there mounted directly into this Chinese ancient oak guitar body, and whenever i do this i go into world domination mode, and that means i can play over four million notes per second, but i don't play that fast cos people die, so.. i keep it low... around two thousand"




 
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Sorry, had to say it. They are still funny as fuck though. <3

~006
 
Funny shit.

Doesn't beat the "XXXXX shreds videos" though :

[ame]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-WtO9R4h-Uo&feature=related[/ame]

[ame]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HZLjJy0abf8&feature=related[/ame]



[ame]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2BrLEuzVCVQ&feature=related[/ame]

[ame]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BDdQV3a_CRg&feature=related[/ame]

BONUS :

[ame]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aJCWziYxRVs&feature=related[/ame]
 
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old but i always die about the "my dad had a strict practice regimine for me. instead of a metronome i would use a winged insect with a megaphone" something like that. that's the best you tube line ever
 
i'll add this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RoMF2GgyKAA
the worst thing about it is the fact that it's not a parody! :D

:lol::lol::lol:

I respect those guys but damn it's such a shame to have them with no inspiration/excitement at all in this awesome studio with all this gear whereas guys with awesome ideas are meant to work with the ghetto gear for years.

Though I respect the fact that they show to the public how "lame" they can be sometimes (cf: "Some kind of monster" mainly). It takes guts to show this kind of stuff to the public.

And that snare... OMG !