Hmm...Which one is which?

Comparing yourself to Devin Townsend? don't...
Seriously, that would be a hell of resemblance if you also had a bald spot. You should work on that...
 
I was just about to ask how in hell you have a photo of your future self. (Actually there really isn't any resemblance at all, so we must therefore conclude that you're just being an idiot (which is old news, so I think I'd rather fancy a pint than continue reading (or, alas, writing) this bullshit, thank you very much)).