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[Josh Seipp]

I'm almost all caught up on my loan payments! after like 4 years!

credit cards - current
cell - current
student loan 1 - current
student loan 2 - behind by 2 months

 

[lizard]

congratulations...now you have no excuse not to buy minxnim that Prada bag!

 

[xfer]

wow. i want to be like you by this time next year. (yeah right!)

i just took out a $10,000 student loan. whee!

 

[avi]

my wife and I are working on a business plan and the amount of money we originally came up for what we needed is insane. why does land have to be so frickin' expensive?

 

[minxnim]

so do you mean you'd pay the loan off, or just not be behind? either way, paying shit off feels awesome. deby sucks.
$35,000 and going deeper in student loans

 

[xfer]

avi wants to live off the fatta the lan'

 

[TheNewChupe]

sweet. i love that feeling of finally surfacing after being underwater in debt. even if it isn't paid off, being caught up feels good.

i have some student loans left that're slowly deteriorating. car's only got one more payment though!

 

[Josh Seipp]

I just want to not be behnd, at this point. I definitely don't have $25,000 to pay this shit off in one fell swoop...although that's down from $35,000!

 

[minxnim]

being caught up is like 99% of the awesome of paying it off. i mean i dont even fathom myself ever paying it all off.

 

[Draft Dodging Scarecrow]

congrats! I'm still in highschool, but will have to deal with that shit very soon! I can't wait!

 

[minxnim]

eh, by the time you finish it'll be like $100,000 for college you poor thing (AKA we're old)

 

[Josh Seipp]

I am really enjoying the sound of my phone not ringing

 

[Baliset]

don't get me started on college loans right now.

but anyhoo, i just recently found that i have reduced the debt on my credit cards a ton on my debt consolidation and now three more cards aren't maxed out which makes me happy.

 

[0sm0se]

I've come to the conclusion that he who dies while stiffing the government with the biggest unpaid debt, wins.

 

[xfer]

that used to be a great pastime in England some centuries back, until the government realise they needed to start piling your unpaid debt onto your kids and then locking them away in a dank hole until they somehow paid the debt off by selling pruno, contraband cigarettes, and blowjobs.

 

[0sm0se]

solution: Leave no next of kin

 

[Baliset]

actually alex if a student dies, then their stafford loan gets forgiven

 

[xfer]

our government is so generous!

 

[0sm0se]

Excellent, my dream of mooching off the government to be come a lifelong academic capable of world domination through intelligence has been realized. Thus rises Braniac, for shortly will I be implanting my brain into a robot body, with titanium protected life support systems, I'll never even have to worry about dying. Bow, mortals, for at present, I love you and your collective tasks as slaves will be gentler.

 

[gekko]

How did you manage to turn this thread over to comic book characters. Not that I'm saying I'm any better but....GEEKY!