Holy Shit!! Falconer got their old singer back!

[MetalHeadMarc]

I would be amazed if some one found a cheezier power metal lyric. I don't think it can be done.

 

[Thraxz]

Someone hasn't listened to Rhapsody.

 

[Lyle]

Worst. Lyrics. Ever.

"With wisdom and sorcery
from the beginning of time
magnificent works are forged
for gods and for mighty kings
Uncrushable shields
powerbelts and magic rings
Swords that never miss
sceptres and crowns and other things"

Songs like this make me want to reevaluate my stance on lyrics...

PENDANTS OF TRIPLICATE POWER
WISDOM, COURAGE, KNOWLEDGE INTWINED
BECKONS THE SYLVAN CLAD LAD FROM HIS LEAFY HOME
TO TAKE UP THE AUGUST BLADE OF ANCIENT MIGHT
RECLAIM THE BLOODSTAINED THRONE
AND SAVE THE REALM ENSCONCED IN PITCHEST NIGHT

 

[Jean-Pierre]

Someone hasn't listened to Rhapsody.

They're nowhere near as bad as that chunk of english language. But they do suck.

 

[Pelata]

:zombie:

I know...I'm like the ONLY person I know who thinks that...

 

[MetalAges]

Lost Horizon - Sworn in the Metal Wind (as much as I love this tune...)

Hey man! What is this?!
Sounds like wail of a wimp
Did you let loser side take command?!
Where's the warrior in you
And the spirit he got
You say - "lost"
No! It's somewhere inside
And you know there's a force that unites all of us
Leave the wasteland we together will!

 

[Jean-Pierre]

Lost Horizon - Sworn in the Metal Wind (as much as I love this tune...)

You see, those lyrics are actually funny and the delivery kicks ass. The Falconer lyrics are just pitiful.

"I just can not believe it
It's too weak to be true
Have you really forgotten your worth?!
Can't you see victory!?
You are now free again!
Look at me!
Yeah! I live my own life
If you once tasted treason from a female - leave that!
Every warrior has a gash on his sword
Don't forget you are metal, not some ass-kissing whore
Take some under your wings, but she must kiss the ring!

I possess magic force
I am free in my words
Whole the world lays right below my feet
Life of duties and dogmas are just frames formed by rats
How'd I know?
Hey! I'm a guardian of truth
Now! Is really the time to wake up you old jade
Such as Phoenix spreads his firewings
I will help you remember by kicking your ass"