holy shit (mcdonalds)

mcdonald's did once create a dish that i enjoy...they were called "Chicken Selects", and were essentially "Chicken McNuggets That Are Actually Made Out Of Chicken", and they cost like five bucks a box.

i had them twice. then they were discontinued due to low sales. i guess people would rather have bleached chicken beaks and wheat protein in their "nuggets".
 
i remember being really little and sitting in mcdonalds with my grandparents and this guy next to us opened a syrofoam box of scrambled eggs and it was FULL of flies. and my grandmother said 'jesus fucking christ!' and my grandfather said 'that's what ya get pal!'.