holy SHIT super smash brothers

[VangelicSurgeon]

oh my lord. so amazingly fun. fun like really fun. like spaz out fun.

 

[xfer]

i thought this was that puzzle game where you shoot bubbles upward until you explained to me how very wrong i was.

 

[VangelicSurgeon]

no this is a game where you freak out and accidentally punch your friends.

 

[xfer]

"accidentally" punch them to distract and stun them so you can make a break with stolen personal items in their apartment.

 

[FalseTodd]

I'm totally going to eat oatmeal off that stool and not wash it off.

 

[xfer]

god i wish josh had a seipp family longsword from the Dark Ages i could accidentally swing into a curb and break.

 

[VangelicSurgeon]

I've already sat upon it nude several times.

 

[FalseTodd]

The sword? Yikes!

No, if Seipp had a sword he totally would cleaved that stool in half by now.

 

[FuSoYa]

He would have cleaved Alex's stool with his own sword. Oh ho hoho!


Dear me.

 

[Dev]

N64 Smash brothers > NGC Smash Brothers .

 

[FrostGiant]

If I had a sword I'd write power metal songs about it.

 

[xfer]

ughhh.

 

[FrostGiant]

"Triumph of my Mighty Sword"
"Taste Cold Steel......Glory"
"Metal Warriors of Sword Steel"
"Steel Sword of Triumphurant Glory"
"Glorious Power of the Triumphant Iron Sword of Avalon"
"Steelsmith Triumph, the Steel Sword of Glory Reigns Fire into MiddleEarth"

 

[FalseTodd]

I think Hammerfall's music does a beautiful job of exploring the dichotomy of the word "metal" in classic metal songs. I.e. heavy-metal metal vs. gleaming-sword-steel metal.

 

[chupe666]

again, i marvel at UM's similar threads feature:
"Let's Talk Turds."

 

[Firedwarf]

How does someone steal a stool/chairthing from your room?

 

[FalseTodd]

 

[LuminousAether]

SSBM has stolen large chunks of my life and replaced them with pure FUN. Thank you SSBM.

 

[TrevJ]

SSBM also stole large parts of my life and replaced them with pure seething hatred of all video games. Some of those event matches... yikes.

 

[LuminousAether]

Yeah, some of the later ones were extremely difficult... but I pulled through. I thrive on difficulty. People around me can't understand how I derive enjoyment out of something that makes me so angry and makes me stream cusswords as if it were going out of style, but that's what makes the end result so fulfilling. If there's no struggle, it feels empty.