Holy shit there is mad sex going on through the wall to my left.

[The Dope]

MAKE IT STOP IN THE NAME OF GOD! THE WALL IS FUCKING MOVING FOR CHRIST'S SAKE!

 

[FrostGiant]

Maybe the wall is haunted.

 

[The Dope]

Well that would explain a lot, because it happens all the fucking time! At least I don't have to share a bathroom with the guy, because my friend two rooms down who does share a bathroom with him, has to put up with the guy and his girlfriend always having sex in the shower.

 

[avi]

yuck!

 

[deadair]

what the hell kind of dorm set-up do you live in?

 

[The Dope]

Suite-style with a bathroom between every pair of rooms.

 

[The Dope]

Oh, and the worst part is that when these two are not getting it on, they are constantly yelling and arguing and causing all sorts of noise. Especially at like 7:30 in the morning, but at all other times of the day as well.

 

[The Dope]

Sweet lord in heaven, they are starting up again.