Holy Smokes, It's gone!

[WhiteBeastofWotan]

 

[Jeff-Loomis-fan]

baldy...

 

[Anvil]

Welcome to the good-looking people's club. Our fearless leader, Derek, will be sending you a fruit basket.

 

[Will Bozarth]

and by good looking, you mean "will be carded if he ever tries to buy soda"?

 

[Malergion]

No, the people who have to wear "I'm not Mormon, really!" shirts when in Utah.

 

[WhiteBeastofWotan]

and by good looking, you mean "will be carded if he ever tries to buy soda"?

LOL yeah probably.

 

[EricT]

I may have to cut my hair soon... tis gonna blow if I have to.

Fucking work + new OSHA policies. Basically, they're saying that in order to prevent myself from lighting my hair on fire, I have to tie it back. Problem is... can't tie it back. They say: Well, fuck you, then just cut it off.

BAH.

 

[DreamNeonBlack]

Looks like someone got a BIG BOY's haircut.

< pinches max's cheeks >

 

[WhiteBeastofWotan]

Hey dan! Hey dan!








I'm taller.

 

[EricT]

I wonder if I'll look gayer then Max if I get my haircut... or if I'll look more like a mexican...

 

[WhiteBeastofWotan]

Probably a gay mexican.

 

[Anvil]

Yea, gay mexican.

 

[DreamNeonBlack]

Hey dan! Hey dan!








I'm taller.

This is true, but I'm AMAZING!!!!


















in length, girth and stamina.



or so I tell myself.

 

[El Stormo]

Fucking work + new OSHA policies. Basically, they're saying that in order to prevent myself from lighting my hair on fire, I have to tie it back. Problem is... can't tie it back. They say: Well, fuck you, then just cut it off.

Well, you could always wear a cap or (Heaven forbid) a hair net? If they don't let you do that, then they're discriminating. I bet the women don't have to cut theirs.

 

[Liverslapper]

i might have to cut my hair for my new job. It's gonna be a sad sad day.

 

[RedKef]

I'd quit my job before I cut my hair.

Any reason why you did it?

 

[EricT]

Well, you could always wear a cap or (Heaven forbid) a hair net? If they don't let you do that, then they're discriminating. I bet the women don't have to cut theirs.

Problem is, I work maintenence. And they are right on the fact that I could light my hair on fire, as it has happened quite a few times actually (was working on a ride mower- fucking thing sparked when I was tinkering inside, lit one of my front strands up).

But yeah, they told me "Do it, motherfucker!", so now I'm gonna go have to do it

 

[Anvil]

CONFORM!

 

[WhiteBeastofWotan]

I'd quit my job before I cut my hair.

Any reason why you did it?

Because I am a sheep.

No, but seriously for a couple reasons. Firstly, i was startin to bald in the back, so the hair was goin anyway. Secondly because it does in fact help with job stuff, and its just hair, so it doesn't matter that much to me. Thirdly, long hair is kind of a pain in the ass. The more I think about it, the time I actually like my long hair is at concerts, which nowadays I only go to a few times a year.

 

[Malergion]

CONFORM!

Are you a giant, pulsating brain by any chance?

*"tesseracts" to safety*