Hot Chicks in bands NOW ON TOUR! *lol spin off from amaranthe thread

General Zod took the words right out of my mouth.

But not in a creepy MeatLoaf kind of way.
 
I missed that. It still doesn't make my point invalid. I still defend that for a tour dubbed "The Hottest Chicks In Metal" tour, this one lacks a lot in the "hot chicks" department.

Of all the problems that that tour name may or may not have, I'd say the fact that some people don't think the women involved fit their own personal, completely subjective criteria of hotness is incredibly minor.

edit) It honestly amazes me that people choose to focus on them and their looks/choice of clothing/make-up/whatever rather than the reason why a tour with this name exists in the first place and why it's marketed the way it is.
 
Of all the problems that that tour name may or may not have, I'd say the fact that some people don't think the women involved fit their own personal, completely subjective criteria of hotness is incredibly minor.

Nooo... Really? DUDE, YOU'RE A GENIUS!

Only you didn't realize the sarcasm behind the post...
 
And you're really, really, really obnoxious.

That's pretty much a requirement for being an opinion-sharing member of a metal forum in the first place.

Keep taking everything you see on the internet as a serious statement, and you'll go very far.

Keep telling everyone who criticizes you for saying something that you were just joking and/or being sarcastic. You will literally go very far. Some people have built entire careers on doing that.
 
Smart money says this is a PR move to offset the shit they would have caught from women who actually have self-respect. But who knows, perhaps someone in their lives has been impacted by the disease.

I doubt it, because if I recall correctly the Hottest Chicks In Metal tour with Lacuna Coil, Within Temptation, and Stolen Babies did not have such a sponsor.

That being said, even if it was a "PR move" does that really matter if spreads awareness to kids about breast cancer? I mean really dude...
 
How about "Setting Back the Feminist Movement One City at a Time Tour"?

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Anyone else think this looks more like the cover to a porn release than a tour poster?

:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:
 
This kind of reminds me of that tour in 2007 with Lacuna Coil, Within Temptation, Stolen Babies/Kylesa/In This Moment. I don't think it had a super cheesy name though, and it was with better headliners who have had longer careers.

I just want to stress I said "kind of".
 
I think, if the cause is breast cancer awareness (which I'm guessing Keep A Breast Foundation is a part of,) it probably would have been better to call the tour the "Metal Maidens Save A Breast" or something along those lines. Something to indicate the charitable aspect of the tour. Though I suppose maybe they thought no one would come if they didn't let everyone know these are "THE HOTTEST CHICKS IN METAL, MMMKAY?"
 
Also, you all keep saying, "Hottest Chicks in Metal" and saying that these aren't the hottest chicks in metal. Re-read the article and poster. These are the hottest chicks in "hard rock" :)