how bad is your breath right now and whats it smell like

lol, now I have milk mouth. If I don't drink it before I go to bed I will never sleep.

I'm going to go to bed shortly, so it will taste and smell like mint flavored AIM. I hate that tooth paste. I prefer the cinnamon crest gel stuff.

Nothing on earth is as horrible as arm and hammer baking soda toothpaste. I had a bulk four pack from Sam's club I had to use up once.

PS. who ever is awake first has to ask the Captain what his breath smells like. :)
 
The best I've ever used is Rembrandt. But the damn shit is too expensive, so I haven't bought it in years. I do however still use Rembrandt brand oil paint :D I could go loco on you guys and brush my teeth with that. Hahhaha. I'd be like Van Gogh! nom nom nom. I always get loopy when I'm sleepy :lol:
 
I just got back from a party so it's currently pretty bad, with that stale alchohol feeling on the teeth.. nasty. In fact, I'm gonna go brush.. a lot.
 
the other morning after a night of drinking and smoking I passed out without brushing, I woke up to a taste that was sour and rotten in my mouth. Think like spicy dog with a little beer and weed.

Brushed my teeth the second my feet were on the ground
 
You dont know bad breath until you wake up after a night of retainers. you have to brush as soon as you wake up or youll throw up