How Can I Make Cash Under the Table with No Initial Investment

[anathematized_one]

And don't say prostitution.

Ha ha ha.

Seriously, I need to come up with two grand off the books. Something that doesn't involve getting a job, you know, where you have to be committed to the work, because after I get the $2K, I won't need the job anymore.

Any ideas?

 

[Stormwatch]

Prostitution.

 

[The Ozzman]

Kill yourself

 

[anathematized_one]

I was thinking about selling my music, but then I was like, "wait, who the fuck buys music anymore?"

Bleh.

 

[The Ozzman]

People who aren't leeches buy music

 

[mutantllama]

Start by making metal related threads in the metal forum

 

[Einherjar86]

I was thinking about selling my music, but then I was like, "wait, who the fuck buys music anymore?"

Bleh.

Sell your instruments.

 

[The Ozzman]

Sell your organs

 

[EternalMetal]

If you find an answer please let me know.

 

[Master_Yoda77]

Sell your semen.

 

[Blind Guardian]

And don't say prostitution.

Ha ha ha.

Not funny.

Seriously, I need to come up with two grand off the books. Something that doesn't involve getting a job, you know, where you have to be committed to the work, because after I get the $2K, I won't need the job anymore.

This doesn't have anything to do with metal, it's a pretty stupid choice to start a thread like this here anathematized_one.

Any ideas?

Eh no use your own fucking imagination. It almost feels like you're not actually looking for people to provide you with ideas, but rather you're just trying to provoke reactions or something by asking about this on a metal forum.

 

[Dak]

1. Post on Ultimate Metal
2. Learn spell to make money appear from thin air
3. Recite spell
4. ??????
5. Profit

 

[Alteredmindeath]

Practice robbing banks
Practive black magic spells
Train your theif skills
Practice stealing old ladies purses
Be a clown for a circus

 

[waif]

Was anyone else virtually positive this thread was gonna be advertising some "make money from home" scam?

 

[-CC-]

Yeah same here.

Also, there are plenty of contract jobs out there that don't require any long-term commitment. You sound like you just want money in your lap with as little work as possible.

 

[unknown]

Was anyone else virtually positive this thread was gonna be advertising some "make money from home" scam?

yes

I'm waiting for the "Well I just found this cool website www.fuckdonkeysforlotsofmoney.com and it seems legit. Check it out and lemme know what you think."

LOOK BUDDY. I ALREADY TRIED THE FUCKING DONKEYS. IT DON'T WORK

 

[V.V.V.V.V.]

this thread's closed mike duh