how come wheatier, heartier breads are so much better than white bread

[minxnim]

there's perfectly good white sourdough bread. so there.

also, alex, i asked my mom why wheat bread is so gross and she said because it absorbs all the grease more and is so much more heavy that it makes the sammich feel mealy and dry. i agree.

 

[xfer]

ah. that's like the opposite of why i thought, but the end result is the same.

 

[goatschool]

does it ever occur to anyone that billy joel's music exists exclusively for assholes?

 

[minxnim]

nix my mom likes him! his music is TERRIBLE

 

[xfer]

my first concert was billy joel

 

[goatschool]

mine too, i think. i just heard him on the soft rock station and it was a song i had heard of but not before ("our italian restaurant"?? that was a line, at least), and this crossed my mind: tens and tens of thousands of decrepit hamptonites choke back blunts and tears when this squawks out of their toilet-paper holder radios at 10 am on sunday mornings

rinse

repeat

eat meatballs and spaghetti while football plays on the tv in the background

cheat on your spouse, cry some more, sleep, go to work

i fuckin hate all of that

 

[AndICried]

Toasting bagels + salami = pwnage x 10.

Anyone tried a wholemeal bagel? =S. Do they exist?

 

[minxnim]

it also reminds me of dizzying adult arguments that aren't real and people with crusty gelled hair.

 

[Steve]

white bread is also best for french toast.

 

[avi]

challah is best for french toast.

 

[xfer]

steve and avi are both correct. wheat french toast is horrible.

 

[Steve]

I don't like challah...

 

[Yasser Arafat]

Steve is correct.