How long before I crack under the pressure and buy a Gamecube?

[Cerulean]

Till now, yes. It will change when the new Zelda comes out.

 

[xfer]

wow...that's like saying the best sex you've ever had was with a microwaved pumpkin.

 

[Cerulean]

Oh you can read my mind.

 

[VangelicSurgeon]

seriously. everyone knows it's all about the microwaved honeydew melon!

 

[deadair]

more like mash potatoes in a sock... idiot.

 

[xfer]

HOW CAN YOU FIT YOUR WHOLE DICK INTO A HONEYDEW UNLESS--

oh.

 

[Cerulean]

Hey I just realized that this is actually the crappiest forum I've ever seen. Hmmmmmm.

 

[avi]

uh oh! he's onto us!

 

[GRIND.KILLED.EMO.]

what you ahve insulted me, anywho abck to the important non-boring thing i was talking about- yeah new games are easier good example: n64 games becuase they were almost all steered towards little kids they made most of them very easy. also i beat max payn ein 2 days but that's cause it was vacation and we were ass pummeled by snow.

 

[chupe666]

dood, intimacy with mayo-laden sub sandwiches (NOT MUSTARD) is totally the HOTTEST. Wheat is better since it has more substance. But not rye, as those things itch.

for actual nutritional consumption, i totally prefer mustard though. mayo is nasty, as it can only be used in the aforementioned capacity.

 

[azal]

I'd reccomend a three year old.

 

[Cerulean]

I'll bring our army here.
I'm telling you, war is closing in. Not a puff war like your puff Bush is doing right now, but a REAL one.

 

[azal]

are you Belgian?

 

[Cerulean]

No I'm originally from North-Korea but I'm spending my holidays in Baghdad right now. Why?

 

[azal]

I don't believe you.

 

[Cerulean]

All that you know is wrong.

 

[VangelicSurgeon]

you shall now be known henceforth as Blue.

 

[xfer]

"waffle boy"