Approximately twice or thrice a WEEK. But I don't ever smoke or drink coffee, so that my teeth are actually pretty white. I just may have a bad breath...
But you don't wanna know how rarely I wash my socks!
-Villain (whose teeth are far whiter than his socks)
do i spot a touch of sarcasm , lets just say its expanded into another realm of sanitation and anyway a simple reminder to all, DONT brush too hard, or you wont have any gums left, remember Mr Softy wins the race.