How metal are you?

[bleeding_me]

finish this sentence "i'm so metal i..." i'll start. i'm so metal i shit shrapnel.

 

[Undefined]

GAY THREAD!


But I'm so metal that Ozzy and Pantera are my emo music.

 

[The Emptier]

i am t3h h3avz0rgz!

 

[CliffBurton]

I don't need to tell people how metal I am, they just know

 

[Söy]

i'm so metal i rust

 

[Mystique1721]

I don't need to tell people how metal I am, they just know

what? by just looking at you?

 

[bleeding_me]

great pic. i only started this thread out of drunken boredom.

 

[The Emptier]

amg leena!

 

[Söy]

amg it's fuckin ugly

 

[CliffBurton]

what? by just looking at you?

Also the clanking sound I make every step I take.
My blood is molten titanium.

 

[The Emptier]

i know, thats why i said its leena

 

[bleeding_me]

i piss buckshot

 

[Macharius]

I'm so metal my half life is 760 million years

 

[The Nerevarine]

I wear converses

 

[Söy]

that would make you "heavy metal" my friend

 

[The Emptier]

i wear converse to

 

[CliffBurton]

i piss buckshot

Guns arnt metal at all. That just makes you American.

Any asshole can shoot a guy, it takes a real man to behead them with a 5 foot battle axe.

 

[Macharius]

^fuck yea, i had a dream i cut my neighbors head off with my Excalibur. that fucken creepy nazi

i bet i'm 1 of only 5 people here who can spell 'neighbor' right on the first try

 

[bleeding_me]

well ya got me there

 

[CliffBurton]

Neighbor?
Win?

My friend who is a gun-nut as a Kabar military knife he got for chistmas. Hes surprisingly non-violent and Canadian for a gun-nut. Anyway we were drunk and decided to slash at some concrete building we found, and it made sparks which we thouht was cool, so his knife is dull now.