How metal are you?

[Söy]

you misspelled K-Bar CliffyB

 

[Leandro]

I'm so metal I wake up with morning steel


/stolen joke

 

[Undefined]

i'm so metal i rust

i piss buckshot

I'm so metal my half life is 760 million years

WIN!

 

[CliffBurton]

you misspelled K-Bar CliffyB

I'm not in the army...

I'm so metal I wake up with morning steel


/stolen joke

shh...dont tell the noobs

 

[bleeding_me]

i'm so metal when i was in the womb i didn't kick, i moshed.

 

[The Emptier]

that was pretty good

 

[Söy]

nvm

 

[bleeding_me]

thanks man

 

[The Nerevarine]

I m so metal that I'll cut my hair

 

[The Emptier]

im not that metal.... i need to grow it way longer, then maybe

 

[bleeding_me]

i'm a pissed off fat dude: very metal.

 

[Macharius]

I'm so metal when my balls jingle people throw change in my salvation army bucket.

 

[CliffBurton]

I once knew a man from Nantucket
Whos balls were made of fine brass
When they clunked together
Sparks flew out of his ass.

 

[SteveMCsteve]

I'm so metal that even superman can't break me.

 

[Draznog]

I'm so metal that im on the periodic table.

 

[sad_but_tr00]

That's me. Need I say more?

 

[Igraine]

I'm so metal I drink quicksilver

 

[Toygun the Reaper]

I'm so metal that ı sleep with Behemoth

 

[SteveAwesome]

 

[Söy]

i feel bad for whomever is assigned helium