How metal are you?

[Chaosinborn]

Im so metal that when i was born the first thing out of my mouth was an earth shaking, ear defeaning, bleeding from the eyes, death growl which destroyed half of the city.

 

[Turbo]

finish this sentence "i'm so metal i..." i'll start. i'm so metal i shit shrapnel.

 

[Grundig Avkom]

i'm Norwegian and im an Asatruar...... nuff said

 

[Night Reaper]

im so metal ill head but people for no reason (even the one i never spoke to)

 

[follow_the_reaper]

...i shit car parts.

 

[OvSeth]

I'm so metal that I eat children (?)

 

[follow_the_reaper]

...i eat fetus sandwiches

 

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[Night Reaper]

IM SO METAL MAGNIC STICKS TO ME hahahaha
i hope no body said it before

 

[CliffBurton]

self pwnt by remote host

Im fixing it.

 

[kelemart]

I’m so metal that I got a heart of stone … better a metal heart

 

[bleeding_me]

i'm so metal when i get close to a magnet, my dick gets hard.

 

[Swabs]

I'm so metal that I realize the pretentiousness and poseurness of this thread.

 

[SteveAwesome]

Actually, germanium, antimony and polonium are semi-metal ^^

point taken, but still this chart shows that I'm exceedingly more metal than you.

 

[sad_but_tr00]

I’m so metal that I got a heard of stone … better a metal heard

It's heart, with a t, as in tit. Not with a d, as in duck.

 

[Söy]

mmm tits

 

[Macharius]

I'm so metal i can weld stuff together with my jizz.

 

[CliffBurton]

I'm so metal that I realize the pretentiousness and poseurness of this thread.

I'm so metal that I realize the pretentiousness and poseurness of your country.

 

[Swabs]

Says the person who lives in a country that speaks two stolen languages

 

[Belligerent]

Im so metal...I drive around in my 79' Trans Am slamming PBR's