How metal are you?

[MIMA]

I'm so metal, i don't wear my bra when i go to bed

 

[follow_the_reaper]

I'm so metal, i don't wear my bra when i go to bed

im that metal too, haha.

 

[MIMA]

 

[xCrippleStompx]

im so metal i speak in guitar solos lol

 

[Night Reaper]

im so metal i drink water coz water isnt metal enough for me

 

[Undefined]

I'm so metal, I only had 2 hours sleep in the past 30+ hours and I just got back from work... fucking bitches!!

 

[Conti]

I'm so metal I wake up with morning steel


/stolen joke

Im so metal that I am Titanium.

wouldnt this make you guys alloy?

 

[Kattana]

im so metal i was born in the same town as Ozzy

 

[CliffBurton]

^I'm going to type this so that your American brain can understand: i went ennd made 1 of dem misteaks so yall betta not get 1 of dem gunz and shootz me in da head. So go eat some fucking McDonalds and kill yourself you fat diabetic fuck.

If you didn't notice, you're holding two guns in your display picture. Nice going, retard.

 

[Leandro]

wouldnt this make you guys alloy?

Steel IS an alloy, but it's got less carbon than iron found in nature. Titanium is a pure metal though.

 

[Swabs]

I'm so metal that <insert something that really isn't funny/clever or witty about how metal I am, here>

 

[Bastard child]

I'M so metal that I get screwd by joel

 

[KillerGon]

I'm so metal, everytime i take a shit, i name the turds "MeGustaMucho" and "S&#246;y"

 

[CliffBurton]

I'm so metal, I hold a grudge over those that hurt my feelings on the internet

fixed.

 

[KillerGon]

fixed.

lol, says the one that insults a guy while he's banned.

btw, if you're jealous, i can start putting your name to some of my turds.

 

[Night Reaper]

im so metal i was sitting in class and got a boner and when my dick hitted the desk it made PING !!!!!!!!

 

[Nikki]

I'm so metal, my lover's name is Steve Harris

:zombie:

 

[Lady_Relic]

I'm so metal, my nipples spark electric shock.

 

[Alteredmindeath]

metal is a sickness, either your born with it or not.

 

[SteveMCsteve]

I'm so metal that when my head hits a rocdk the rock breaks.