How metal are you?

[Draznog]

I'm so metal i work in a slaughterhouse (I'm taking pics of the killfloor soon).

 

[Night Reaper]

im so metal today i woke up at 4pm

 

[The Nerevarine]

I'm totally un-metal. I just come here out of boredom.

Are we going into the same road ?

 

[Lady_Relic]

I'm so metal... I went to an underwear party last night, fully clothed. I went to bed at 7am, drunk, smelling like cigarettes, pot and spilled beer, wearing no bra, no underwear, only a tshirt and socks. I decided to get naked at the after party in my room. I got up at 7:40pm. I have no hangover.

 

[xxprincess_wildchildxx]

I'm so metal I eat turkey for breakfast.
No clue why I said that, I'm bored, fuck off.

 

[CliffBurton]

I'm totally un-metal. I just come here out of boredom.

I'd have to dissagree!
MASSACRATION!

I'm so metal I eat turkey for breakfast.
No clue why I said that, I'm bored, fuck off.

Turkey is the superior poultry!

 

[The Nerevarine]

Is not turkey the correct name is Guajolote. The Aztecs used to eat it.

 

[Swabs]

I'm so metal that they haven't stolen my bucket.

 

[KillerGon]

Is not turkey the correct name is Guajolote. The Aztecs used to eat it.

ves! a este tipo de huevadas me refería ayer!

 

[The Nerevarine]

ves! a este tipo de huevadas me refería ayer!

HAHAHAHAHAHAH NO MAMES !!!!! Es que me encabrona el nombre de turkey sino es Turquía , ¿ le sigo ?

 

[Toygun the Reaper]

Im so metal that I only kiss the girls listening rock.

 

[Macharius]

i'm so metal i'll fucking kill you and you're family

 

[eternal alchemist]

You're so metal that you thought so hard about being metal that you turned Black Metal.

 

[jmbullet]

I'm so metal that I played the Impossible Quiz for too long yesterday and I have to do all my homework tonight

 

[xxprincess_wildchildxx]

I'm so metal everyone cries at the sight of me...wait, that means I'm just ugly...

 

[PsycRoxXptic]

I'm so metal! Cuz, I know that Slipknot are the kings of metal!!!!!!!

 

[xxprincess_wildchildxx]

^Hehehe

 

[Toygun the Reaper]

Im suspecting that is she knows metal...

 

[xxprincess_wildchildxx]

^Yes she does, don't worry

 

[CliffBurton]

I'm so metal everyone cries at the sight of me...wait, that means I'm just ugly...

Ugly people are usually metal.

Look at those fucking teeth