How metal are you?

[eternal alchemist]

Guns arnt metal at all. That just makes you American.

Any asshole can shoot a guy, it takes a real man to behead them with a 5 foot battle axe.

But what about the guy who just can't obtain a 5 foot axe?

I'm so metal I scare paedophiles

 

[Night Reaper]

im so metal you cant tell the diference between me and a lawnmore tractor

 

[eternal alchemist]

I'm so metal your Mother is locked in my wardrobe

 

[spirit crusher]

im so metal you cant tell the diference between me and a lawnmore tractor

You're so metal you forgot the English language!

 

[Leandro]

point taken, but still this chart shows that I'm exceedingly more metal than you.

Actually, you being that much metal would probably turn you into degenerate matter. Which's far from being metal.

 

[Söy]

he's so metal he's antimetal...

he's a mineral

 

[eternal alchemist]

You're so metal you kidnapped Madeleine

 

[Swabs]

I'm so metal that I melted Mordor.

 

[eternal alchemist]

I'm so Irish everything I touch turns into alcohol

 

[Night Reaper]

im so metal i eat staples for breakfast

 

[Everytime i Die]

im so metal i ahev to get a tetnis shot twice a week

 

[SteveAwesome]

I'm so metal I verb nouns

 

[Draznog]

@ everytime i cry: That's not Metal that's stupid because testis is to prevent infection after cutting yourself on rusty metal.

I'm so metal that i can't go through airport security.

 

[Night Reaper]

im so metal i shit nuts and bolts

 

[Everytime i Die]

everytime i cry: That's not Metal that's stupid because testis is to prevent infection after cutting yourself on rusty metal

wow sorry professor i didnt know this was a class. its a forum on the internet its a joke :Smug: it involves metal so techincally it works :zombie:

 

[JuJu Bean]

I'm not metal, I make metal.

 

[Söy]

@ everytime i cry: That's not Metal that's stupid because testis is to prevent infection after cutting yourself on rusty metal.

I'm so metal that i can't go through airport security.

hey fagnog, the SS CantSpellForShit is in port, do you have your tetanus shot and other inoculations in order?

 

[Draznog]

^I'm going to type this so that your American brain can understand: i went ennd made 1 of dem misteaks so yall betta not get 1 of dem gunz and shootz me in da head. So go eat some fucking McDonalds and kill yourself you fat diabetic fuck.

 

[Söy]

you're really not helping yourself out here

 

[Night Reaper]

im so metal ill post a video of freebird in this thread and ull hafe to except it


but seriously look at all the chicks in the crowd