how the hell did i fit this gaint burrito and taco into my stomach?

[minxnim]

seriously. ouch. why do i do this to myself?

 

[minxnim]

creepy IT guy "it's so cute that you have black bean on your collar!!"

meh.

 

[goatschool]

i voted three, because there wasn't a "i borrowed goatschool's massive stomach" option.

 

[xfer]

when preppy stands up now, she looks like a pin stabbed through a cranberry.

 

[deadair]

Originally posted by the_preppy
creepy IT guy "it's so cute that you have black bean on your collar!!"

meh.

that is creppy x bigillion

 

[minxnim]

Originally posted by xfer
when preppy stands up now, she looks like a pin stabbed through a cranberry.

this is pretty accurate.


p.s. i love how many people think i'm a pig!

 

[chupe666]

I picked #1 because it was the longest.

And 87% of all IT guys are creepy. Whatever you do, don't look them in the eyes or verbally acknowledge them.

 

[BigFakeSmile]

i have this friend whos an IT guy... we went to a hippy festival together where he "accidently" ate my drugs

 

[minxnim]

he's mostly creepy because he can NOT make eye contact and he giggles a lot when i try to tell him the printer is broken. also, how is it cute that i am a fucking slob?

 

[FrostGiant]

 

[chupe666]

Beats me, porky.

 

[avi]

I'm gonna go with god on this one.


remember: at least the creepy dude didn't lick it off or anything

 

[minxnim]

(i dont feel as i if i am getting enough credit for my jesus and mary metaphor up there...)

 

[xfer]

It got my vote. What more do you want, freakin' angel fanfares?

 

[minxnim]

Originally posted by xfer
It got my vote. What more do you want, freakin' angel fanfares?

YES I DO WANT ANGEL FANFARES..

 

[chupe666]

 

[minxnim]

thx.


as a follow up, bill the attorney verified for my coworkers that the burrito was 'as wide as a legal sized folder, and as round as a fat guy's leg'.

i think i overdid it with the taco. i feel sick.

 

[xfer]

NICE eric!

 

[minxnim]

i cant believe it but i just threw up! i'm officially fucked up with my eating habits.

(also, the fact that i admit this is a sign of serious problems)

 

[minxnim]

p.s. thank god the bathroom is close by and no one is really around !!! :|