how to be an evil bastard?

[Zehm]

I started uni about 2 weeks ago and about the same time as i got here i put up some adverts looking for guys to start a band. well a few minutes ago i got a call from some wanker giving me shit for it. generally taking the piss and being an ass. anyway, i got his number on my phone now, and i think to myself..."how can i be an evil bastard today, and make this douchbag's life hell?" unfortunately. the best i've got is to have some of my friends prank call him from time to time using some of the same phrases he used when he left the recording on my voicemail. any better suggestions? the number by the way is (828) 773-0174. i'd like somthing better like to put him on a calling list for a homosexual dating service or somthing, but i have no idea how.

 

[Chamet]

Put an ad in the papers saying that he's a homosexual looking for a fun, no strings attached relationship

 

[Heavy Metal Rich]

Put an ad in the papers saying that he's a homosexual looking for a fun, no strings attached relationship

Yeah and say "is willing to try anything." That attracts the real sickos.

 

[D.Ingram]

^ exactly what they said

 

[Zehm]

yeah that's good stuff

 

[metalheadjohn666]

Revenge is for the weak.


Just kill the twat.


Moohoohahahahahaaaaa!

 

[Zehm]

i'm having one of my mates put up a flyer at a gay bar she goes to.

 

[Chamet]

i'm having one of my mates put up a flyer at a gay bar she goes to.

awesome. Keep us updated

 

[evilematt]

any news on this? was there mirth?

or a kicking?

 

[Zehm]

i really have no way of finding out. i never met the guy, just got a voicemail from him. i would like to know though.

 

[vMETALLICAv]

use that phone number tracking service an take a huge shite in tumble dryer lol