How was everyone's Christmas, and how will you spend your New Year's Eve?!

Will Bozarth

Everlasting Godstopper
Jan 26, 2002
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My Christmas went alright, got a nifty mp3 player and plane tickets to Minnesota for Heathen Crusade II.

I'll spend my NYE here at home, then go to my friend's after the ball drops.
 
I got drunk, a projection alarm clock and "The Big book of stupid ass questions". Excerpts :

Why isn't "phonetically" spelled with an f ?
If Superman is so smart, why does he put his underwear over his trousers ?
On cat food tins, they sometimes put "New ! Tastes even better" or something like that. Anyone ever tried to eat it to see if it was true ?
Why did kamikazes wear helmets ?
Why do they sterilize the needle when they kill someone by lethal injection ? So he doesn't get sick ?
They say drugs enhance your abilities tenfold. What happens you're a dumbass ?
Is the most dangerous dish ever the Wedding Cake ?
Are surveys done so that people know what they think ?
Why do they deliver pizzas in square boxes ?
When they're taking a shit, how does a blind person know that they don't need to wipe anymore ?

and my personal fave :
Why the fuck take life seriously, since we all know we won't make it alive ?

Stupid books r0x0r m4h s0x0rz. y3s, d00dz.
 
My girlfriend got me a new wristband, sunglasses, a Hendrix CD, a Satriani CD, Mystic River, a Neil Peart DVD, a very mushy card :oops: (I'm so sentimental!), some chocolate mints, tickets to see Nickleback with her in March, and a wonderful evening meeting her friends at their place for Christmas dinner and holding her all through the night. Without a doubt the best Christmas I've ever had! Unfortunately, I'll be working New Year's Eve/Day but we'll show up to work a bit early. She's going to be my first ever New Year's kiss. :loco:

Cannibalised coming 2007, goddammit!! :kickass:
 
Well i can die a happy keyboardist now that i have my Roland JV-1080 (still to come in) a russin big muff pi and a nice stereo system to play along with.
 
Drunken. Slightly naked. A tad sweaty. Tasty.

:)

You had a good time then:lol:

Hope you all had a great Xmas and New Year!

I got some great books, smelly bath stuff, perfume, a hat and a cute mug with kittens on:)