perfecterror
Member
I'll have to spend it with family... hopefully not too long or it will be the shining all over again. 
How do you spend christmas and new year's eve?
- Thread starter The_Children_of_Decadence
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bodomite
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COBabe
I need some booze!
Abrasive-X said:I'd like to spend it with COBabe but I'll have to settle for my family and friends
nice to know
COBabe
I need some booze!
The_Children_of_Decadence said:
It's just only the question of the distance between Quebec and Frankfurt...
yeah, and that´s really shitty!!!
i would like to celebrate new year´s eve with everyone here from the board. would be cool
same here.COBabe said:yeah, and that´s really shitty!!!
fucking distance....
COBabe
I need some booze!
Lokakuu
Runs with scissors
MistressMussette
Member
I spend Christmas with my family, and new year's eve probably with friends...
hmmm... with that stupid Chokehold maybe?yeah, and that´s really shitty!!!
Kitty
Rule by the Claw!
1) Dad hasn't been around for Christmas for the past 6 years or so. He'd rather spend it with his whores and friends in El Salvador, good riddance! Last time he was home for Christmas he got into a fight and the guy ( my sister's father-in-law) went all Mike Tyson on him and bit him! I kid you not!
2)I doubt except for Auntie Sabina that anyone will visit us.
3) We'll cook dinner and realize that we cooked too much for us, even if it's my Mom and us ( five sisters ).
4) I'll end up in a bitch fight with one or several of my sisters and something will end up broken.
5) I'll watch the History Channel , Discovery, or BBC America until I just fall asleep from boredom.
Happy Birthday Jesus!
2)I doubt except for Auntie Sabina that anyone will visit us.
3) We'll cook dinner and realize that we cooked too much for us, even if it's my Mom and us ( five sisters ).
4) I'll end up in a bitch fight with one or several of my sisters and something will end up broken.
5) I'll watch the History Channel , Discovery, or BBC America until I just fall asleep from boredom.
Happy Birthday Jesus!
Tut Ankh Amon
I See You Masturbate!
damn, someone STILL remembers the fact that it's jesus' birthday on christmas! 
hey people... can you guys imagine a new years eve party with everyone from the bodom forum?!
It would surely end up with at least
- torgoth dressed in black, and he would be the only sober one (because booze doesn't make a difference on his organism anymore)
- bodomite's voice faded away, because he will be screaming YAAAAAAARRGH WAAAAAARGH and etc all the time
- some hot chick with puke on her shoes (MuAHAHAhAh i can't get tired of this one )
- Someone with a big nose predicting the weather for the first day of 2004(MUAuAAUAHUAUHua 2)
- Ralf doing a impression of Billy Idol
- Gavin making some solos over a porn film soundtrack
- Leo trying to speak english, but even worse than he already does because of the booze
- Zsuzsa beating the shit out of the big-nosed weather man (AUHuaehuah
)
- Yetti dancing just with his blue/orange fishy underpants
- Zarok wouldn't come, he would stay home and touch his bodom collection
- Everyone would run away because Sephirot would see some ghosts and orbs and shit
- I would stay sober AND wouldnt get to have sex (as usual )
damn, that's all that comes to my mind right now
c'mon you guys, help me out, do a list of funny shit that would surely happen
hey people... can you guys imagine a new years eve party with everyone from the bodom forum?!
It would surely end up with at least
- torgoth dressed in black, and he would be the only sober one (because booze doesn't make a difference on his organism anymore)
- bodomite's voice faded away, because he will be screaming YAAAAAAARRGH WAAAAAARGH and etc all the time
- some hot chick with puke on her shoes (MuAHAHAhAh i can't get tired of this one
)- Someone with a big nose predicting the weather for the first day of 2004(MUAuAAUAHUAUHua 2
)- Ralf doing a impression of Billy Idol
- Gavin making some solos over a porn film soundtrack
- Leo trying to speak english, but even worse than he already does because of the booze
- Zsuzsa beating the shit out of the big-nosed weather man (AUHuaehuah
)- Yetti dancing just with his blue/orange fishy underpants
- Zarok wouldn't come, he would stay home and touch his bodom collection
- Everyone would run away because Sephirot would see some ghosts and orbs and shit
- I would stay sober AND wouldnt get to have sex (as usual
) damn, that's all that comes to my mind right now
c'mon you guys, help me out, do a list of funny shit that would surely happen
Lanterns
1 girl in her cups
Tut Ankh Amon
I See You Masturbate!
Kitty
Rule by the Claw!
Shit Happens (or The Happy happy CoB Forum XMas party)
-Darth Lardo would eat a mountain of Taco Bell. He would soon disappear into the bathroom. Envoys would bring him mags, air freshners, and letters from his many admirers.
-Bodomite would parade around in his leather pants. He would cause a girl riot to break out, crushed underneath the womanly wave, hed find himself alone in a room full of girls.
-Kitty nicely lobs in a big packet of condoms before welding the door shut. She makes plans to check on them later.
-Tut drunkenly kisses Aragorth
-Bodomic catches them and a bitch fight occurs. Kitty bets on Tut because hes got butt power.
-Kitty get shitfaced and rams Spellbound in the ass with her reindeer antlers.
-Spellboudnd ends up spilling his egg nog down Zsuzsas top
-Zsuzsa goes Dark Side on Bounds bum until he calls More Mistress
-Kitty ends up vomiting on Bobvexs shoes.
-Unknowingly Profanity the Troll has crashed the party and hungrily licks the vomit off Bobs shoes. Hes escorted out in a straight jacket.
-Bobvexs gf finds him in bed with his guitar. The lurid pics end up all over the net.
- Eagleflyfree hits on Perfectterror who smacks him with her dildo. All members agree its a love connection
- Maili decides to raise the spirits of those who died at Lake Bodom.
-The spirits massacre everyone
THEY ALL DIED HAPPILY EVER AFTER!
-Darth Lardo would eat a mountain of Taco Bell. He would soon disappear into the bathroom. Envoys would bring him mags, air freshners, and letters from his many admirers.
-Bodomite would parade around in his leather pants. He would cause a girl riot to break out, crushed underneath the womanly wave, hed find himself alone in a room full of girls.
-Kitty nicely lobs in a big packet of condoms before welding the door shut. She makes plans to check on them later.
-Tut drunkenly kisses Aragorth
-Bodomic catches them and a bitch fight occurs. Kitty bets on Tut because hes got butt power.
-Kitty get shitfaced and rams Spellbound in the ass with her reindeer antlers.
-Spellboudnd ends up spilling his egg nog down Zsuzsas top
-Zsuzsa goes Dark Side on Bounds bum until he calls More Mistress
-Kitty ends up vomiting on Bobvexs shoes.
-Unknowingly Profanity the Troll has crashed the party and hungrily licks the vomit off Bobs shoes. Hes escorted out in a straight jacket.
-Bobvexs gf finds him in bed with his guitar. The lurid pics end up all over the net.
- Eagleflyfree hits on Perfectterror who smacks him with her dildo. All members agree its a love connection
- Maili decides to raise the spirits of those who died at Lake Bodom.
-The spirits massacre everyone
THEY ALL DIED HAPPILY EVER AFTER!
Lanterns
1 girl in her cups
Tut Ankh Amon
I See You Masturbate!
damnButtpower!
Damn... i gotta make up a really good one for you, Lantern Nut, for compensating my delay...
hmmm... for now, let's stay with the
- Alexi laiho appears in a big box, and is instantly taken to a bedroom by the lantern nut, and in the way she steals kitty's condoms
_Aragorth_
storm chaser
Tut Ankh Amon
I See You Masturbate!
_Aragorth_
storm chaser
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