how was your day?

[Captain Beard]

I fought to stand up with my chest pains and managed to nuke a few heeb dogs.

 

[Malergion]

Took me a moment to process "heeb".
It's early, but that's now my new favorite word.

 

[Captain Beard]

Its a fun one, for sure.

 

[Malergion]

Don't mind him, Jethro. He's a heeb.

Jethro: poor guy...

 

[Captain Beard]

Indeedles. I suddenly got a craving for baby cow that was bred specifically for me to eat it. Breaded in parmesan and in red sauce.*licks lips*

 

[Malergion]

Swanson?

 

[Captain Beard]

Eh?

 

[Malergion]

<NoLordy> Swanson?
<Malergion> Their veal parmesan / alfredo dinner is a classic of my childhood.

 

[Captain Beard]

I've never had it, but if they still make it and its good, certainly. Gotta be cheaper then Rosas here in town.

 

[Malergion]

It's a TV dinner, you fucking idiot.

 

[Captain Beard]

Stop acting like scrawny my pals. Was it good at all? I was never TV dinner fan.

 

[Malergion]

It was fucking balls you lice-infested-carpet muncher.

 

[Captain Beard]

Don't make me come over there and take off my shirt and dance.

 

[Malergion]

Lather me in syrup and call me Maurice! *waaaWowww*

 

[Enemy242]

even though it was said way earlier in the thread, mel's is really fucking overpriced yeah. spent 9.50 for just a burger and vanilla coke and my friends spent like 15 bucks just to have fries too and cake. so good but so crazy.

 

[Captain Beard]

I'd certainly like veal though. The thought of that cow being bred and slaughtered so I can eat it makes my mouth water. People ask me "Do you like Foie Gras then?" If it wasn't liver, yes. I dislike organ/sweet meats.

 

[Malergion]

Quick, let's head down to Milliways to celebrate my thousandth post.

 

[Captain Beard]

I was hoping for the Big Bang Burger Bar. But, ok. Let me put on slacks.

 

[Lunar Still]

Girlfriend came over today, then I went to work. Essentially that's it.

However, there was quite a lolocaust moment:
The missuz and I were discussing the weird sense of humor we both seem to have...she said, "At this point, I don't think anything you say would surprise me."

"Nothing?"

She thought for a second. "Nah."

"Well then, this is going to really shock you. But I think you should know." I leaned in close to her ear, dropped my voice to a whisper, and said:

"I am Batman."

She looked at me like I was insane, then turned back to the movie on TV.

 

[Captain Beard]

Given enough time, I think I can disturb, or at the very least, surprise anyone.