How young is too young for marriage?

[Demilich]

Excuse to get colossally drunk and bang bridesmaids? Come on Jerry! Look on the sunny side of life

 

[dorian gray]

Goat fucking damnit, a chum informed me that he's getting hitched in the not so distant future. Why can't an enamored couple just drive down to city hall with a couple witnesses and sign some papers? Why must a public sermon of affection be undertaken? My year is ruined.

I have to agree. Weddings are so unbelievably gay and ridiculous. The only thing worse is having a wedding ceremony for your second or third or whatever marriage.

 

[~Neurotica]

The only thing worse is having a wedding ceremony for your second or third or whatever marriage.

I've always been wondering what men feel like being in this situation.
So... I guess now I know.

 

[lurch70]

The only thing worse is having a wedding ceremony for your second or third or whatever marriage.

hahah, those are funny, especially when both the bride and groom were married before.

 

[dorian gray]

haha yeah thats what I was picturing when I wrote that

although I just realized how many couples I know where just one of the involved parties was previously married. I would think that would be somewhat awkward for the newlywed person
I'll have to ask around....it never occurred to me until just now

 

[neal]

does any man really care about the wedding? wouldnt most men rather elope to vegas/tahoe/cityhall and spend the savings on something thats not a huge waste of cash? like a down payment on a house or an awesome vacation or something?

 

[dorian gray]

We don't really get a choice in the matter, unfortunately.

 

[lurch70]

yeah what dorian said. weddings are a complete waste of money. the more people you invite the more you pay and the less you remember.
you won't even meet everyone that came to see you.
I stayed pretty much sober for mine. not sure how I pulled off that stunt.

 

[Krilons Resa]

I got pretty hammered at mine.

Yeah, they're nice and all, but such a waste of cash to the point of absurdity. Gouging at it's finest.

 

[Demilich]

Open bar. The rest of the spending is gravy.

 

[Krigloch the Furious]

yeah, im all for getting married, but weddings are fucking stupid

 

[dorian gray]

weddings are a complete waste of money. the more people you invite the more you pay and the less you remember.

.

 

[einride]

is it socially unacceptable in the usa to just fuck off and have a small-time wedding with the closest 5-10 of your relatives or what

 

[Krilons Resa]

no

 

[Hell Mike]

I think americans are law-bound to have at least one failed las vegas elvis marriage

btw is there such a thing as hitler marrinators?

 

[Krilons Resa]

yes

 

[Hell Mike]

awesome

 

[einride]

is it true that you eat hamburgers literally every day

 

[Krilons Resa]

It all depends on how American you really are.

 

[dorian gray]

is it true that you eat hamburgers literally every day

HAHAHA