Hurricanes are sexy

[dorian gray]

most of you couldn't walk down the mean streets of Columbus and survive.

myself included. ive honestly never felt more threatened than while riding a bike around certain parts of c-bus. heh, and when my friend lived in german village he told me, "under no circumstances are we to go two blocks east." one time we did, and it was not pleasant.

 

[lizard]

but in German Village you've got to beware of teh gayz because the neighborhood is rife with them

entire packs of ass-hankering gay street gangs flashing signs and roaming their turf, searching for wayward heterosexual males to violate

 

[KILL TULLY]

Exactly. LOL I'm used to it, 'cuz I'm in the thick of the ghetto everyday, not to mention where I grew up, but I wanna see most of you walk down some of these streets in Southside Providence or Olneyville. It would be a culture-shock, to say the least.

Somtimes when me and pals get pretty damn drunk we wander around boston doing things like: Dude lets go get pizza in THAT DIRRECTION *seig heil open hand salute in direction of pizza parlor*, dude, the T stop is in THAT DIRECTION! *again*. We also did this and sang WITH HONOR AND LOYALTY! WHITE NATIONAL SOCIALIST! YOU CAN BE A! WHITE NATIONAL SOCIALIST!. I'm zero percent exagerating as well. I guess people just new we where really drunk.

 

[lizard]

once I was in a military bowling alley in Stuttgart and I was wearing my "White Mountains" teeshirt and this bigass black guy came up to the bar on my right side and all he could see was the "White", and he was like, "hey man, what the rest of that gottdam shirt say?"

I showed him and he laughed, and bought me a beer. racism is fun.

 

[lizard]