I ain't afraid of no goat, or whatever

[masterworks]

So Ken,
hows rehab?

My ankle set wrong, so no they're talking about breaking it again,
and resetting it

Ain't getting older grand?

mw

 

[lasercd]

That really blows. I know someone who had a bizarre skiing accident - he was standing still and someone fell on him and broke his ankle. He's had three surgeries, had to deal with potentially necrotic tissue, and permanently walks with a limp. He lives in constant pain.

Rehab is a killer, these guys are friendly but sadistic...and it seems to be working. I've had 3 sessions so far. Last night they were able to bend my knee 55 degrees!

 

[masterworks]

55 degrees ain't bad
you might 90, by Rosfest

the setting is where the tibia reaches the insertion into the ankle
a hairline fracture
I wish I could walk, w/out falling over

course now, I didn't help matters any, when I cut the grass twice

how tall is your lawn?
[notice, I didn't leave the double endre' open}
[by saying grass]

mw

 

[lasercd]

I see the surgeon in 4 weeks. He expects that my bend should be just shy of 90 degrees. I'm hoping he will unlock the brace by then and give me some flex.

Jews don't cut their own grass. That's what Yellow Pages is for.

 

[masterworks]

Catholics are masochists;
I can play the martyr real good.
I've shoveled snow with a broken collar bone, in the late eighties.

a brace is no fun, but at least, you don't have to unlace your shoes to get it on;


the brace

whatcha think I meant?

mw

 

[Metman]

Tell me about it, Jewish women dont cook either, they make reservations, thats why Im165 lbs at 56 trs old................

 

[masterworks]

ya know,
I hate the idea of bashing any woman,
in print or, otherwise
and if I still weighed the same when I graduated highschool, it would say too much about my life
in very loud terms

HOWEVER!

Ken, and I are fair game.

so those are the rules for now

old, bald headed men, falling apart

pass me another Sam Adamns, please

mw

oh and bob, this is not a slam on you,
so please don't take it that way
and I did weigh150-155 in highschool
I'm also 6'4"
whats another ten pounds?
5 Brauts, and a six pack of Guinness
smash your hand w/ a hammer, and you can join the club

you might have to shave your head, though

mw