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by quick check, it sounds like you mean a convenience store? i can't imagine eating chicken let alone bacon from a convenience store. although i've been in the situation where you're drunk and hungry and NOTHING is open, so you settle for whatever is there. not that that was necessarily the case here...

louisiana hot sauce is awesome though.
 
i have been known to partake in the glorious-ness of a sausage egg and cheese biscuit or double cheeseburger from Store 24. Nothing beats a microwave that heats your food up to perfection in less than 40 seconds.
 
yeah they take the buffalo wings from the freezer, slice up the meaty goodness, and nuke em.

I'm telling you it taste awesome.

Also the burrito story I can totally identify with.

So far, safest drunk food bet....combos.