I am drinking Starbucks now, and it's not terrible

Now it's time for you to buy a really overpriced macbook and try to convince those around you why Notting Hill was a good movie.
 
Yes you will. When you purchase a Mac Book, 600 dollars of the charge pays for the brainwashing software that makes you enjoy stupid shit such as sitting in a starbucks discussing how good Roger Michell films are, when in reality, they're terrible and the coffee tastes like enema juice aged in cardboard.

Prepare yourself.
 
You'll be converted to one of the wicked soon Karen.
Next week it will be, " Well, I was in the area and there was nothing else around "

Then next month, " You know, the BLAH BLAH BLAH drink isn't too bad, maybe I'd drink one now and then "

Then one day you wake up and you are drinking it everyday.
 
AND trying to convince us how bad directors are actually good. You're about 5 months from the Richard Kelly stage. :shudder:
 
haha,and the next thing you know, I'll order Chinese right? ;)



Actually, no. Chinese is the cure to this madness, and you'll be brainwashed to not seek the cure. On top of the fact that you already dislike chinese food (lameshit), will lead you to beheading chinamen in the streets.
 
haha,and the next thing you know, I'll order Chinese right? ;)

...from Panda Express, while you wait for you vinyl siding at Sears to be completed, sitting in your Chevy Malibu, listening to Rush Limbaugh sucking on a Coca-Cola, wondering why all the gott-damn lib'rals are ruining the gott-damn country.

Thinking that afterwards, you'll stop into Starbucks for a White Mocha Frappe Latte bullshit, and go home to sit on your IKEA couch and watch Notting Hill.

And stuff.
 
...from Panda Express, while you wait for you vinyl siding at Sears to be completed, sitting in your Chevy Malibu, listening to Rush Limbaugh sucking on a Coca-Cola, wondering why all the gott-damn lib'rals are ruining the gott-damn country.

Thinking that afterwards, you'll stop into Starbucks for a White Mocha Frappe Latte bullshit, and go home to sit on your IKEA couch and watch Notting Hill.

And stuff.


Oh gosh I hate every single place and thing you just mentioned :lol:

You really know me Brooks hahaha
 
-Panda Express
+
-Chinese Food


JESUS MAN. That's like dividing by zero. CANNOT COMPUTE.

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says it right there.

gourmet.