I Am Gracing California With My Presence.

Random Beard said:
You're going to have me laughing every time I think about that. :tickled:

Yeah I smile to myself often when I think of that. Or pirate talk in general. I tried to incorporate it into my work, but it didn't go over well.

"Someone's breaking into my house, HELP!!!"

"YARR! Where'd ya hide the booty, WENCH?"
 
lol!

now i have a mental picture of two elderly folks going at it in their old buick. the knee high pantyhose, oh the knee high pantyhose :ill:
 
Random Beard said:
Oh grandma! Take our your teeth and gum my pecker, ohhhhhh yeah!


Dude I saw an episode of COPS where this hooker was raving mad at her client for driving off with her teeth that he'd requested she remove before blowing him. It was great.
 
Welcome to my mind, good sir. When someone else like me joins the fun, it gets fucking WEIRD.
 
Or maybe I've been like this the whole time and needed some encouragement to show how I can be.